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  #1691  
Old 11-08-2007, 07:55 PM
1dentifier 1dentifier is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

Enough with the beats.

This hand cheered me up.

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero ($147.05)
SB ($58.25)
BB ($90.75)
UTG ($84.00)
MP1 ($23.25)
MP2 ($100.75)
CO ($65.00)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $2, Hero calls $2, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $1.

Flop: ($8.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets $21.25 (All-In)</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $145.05 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $88.75 (All-In)</font>.

Turn: ($263.55) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

River: ($263.55) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $263.55

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 6c 9c (two pair, nines and sixes).
MP1 has Ts 9s (two pair, tens and nines).
Hero has 7c 8c (straight, ten high).
Outcome: Hero wins $263.55. </font>


I ran super hot tonight.
  #1692  
Old 11-08-2007, 07:55 PM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[ QUOTE ]
BTW, I love the term 'gator bucks'. In fact, in honor of the guy who signs all his posts "Do work, some douchebag", I think I'm going to start signing my posts "Gator bucks, spivey"

Gator bucks,
spivey

[/ QUOTE ]

Now I want a cool signature.

Lacking,
thac
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:57 PM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

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[ QUOTE ]
I hit my first royal flush tonight.

beat: made $10.50 with it

[/ QUOTE ]


Winning money is not a beat. It could have been worse.

[/ QUOTE ]

QFT.

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.5
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Bubaloo: $56.8
CO: $58.7
Button: $27.36
SB: $38.25
BB: $57.83

Pre-flop: (5 players) Bubaloo is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $2</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $22.36</font>, Bubaloo calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($52.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $52.7)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($52.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $52.7)


Results in white:
Final pot: $52.7
<font color="white">Bubaloo shows Kc Jc </font>
<font color="white">Button shows Ad As </font>
  #1694  
Old 11-08-2007, 08:00 PM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I hit my first royal flush tonight.

beat: made $10.50 with it

[/ QUOTE ]


Winning money is not a beat. It could have been worse.

[/ QUOTE ]

QFT.

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.5
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Bubaloo: $56.8
CO: $58.7
Button: $27.36
SB: $38.25
BB: $57.83

Pre-flop: (5 players) Bubaloo is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $2</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4.75, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $22.36</font>, Bubaloo calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($52.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $52.7)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($52.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $52.7)


Results in white:
Final pot: $52.7
<font color="white">Bubaloo shows Kc Jc </font>
<font color="white">Button shows Ad As </font>

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uhh five aces beats a straight flush
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:07 PM
1dentifier 1dentifier is offline
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

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uhh five aces beats a straight flush

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:14 PM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[ ] Poker is a skill game

Titan Poker 1.00/2.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($357.70)
SB ($200.50)
BB ($36.15)
UTG ($275.30)
UTG+1 Hero ($359.68)
CO CO ($153.62)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with T T
1 fold, Hero raises to 8.00, CO raises to 14.00, 3 folds, Hero calls 6.00.

Flop (31.00) J 4 5
Hero checks, CO bets 36.00, Hero raises to 80.00, CO moves all-in for 103.62, Hero calls 59.62.

Turn (310.24) 2

River (310.24) 3

CO shows A K
Hero shows T T

CO wins 310.24 with A straight, Five high

Dude's a complete moran so I knew my 10's were good. Spiking an ace or a king would have been ok but did he really need to go runner runner on me?

I did take the rest of his stack a while later
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

lol. at least you got your money back.

Random, but I've just discovered that my most profitable hand in terms of BB/100 is...

83s

heh. that's [censored] up.
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:53 PM
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Default Re: SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

I can't tell if he was bluffing or value betting...

Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $522
CO: $1,410.25
BTN: $479.30
SB: $400
Hero (BB): $398
UTG: $766.50

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $15</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $50</font>, BTN calls $35

Flop: ($102) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $74</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $200</font>, Hero calls $126

Turn: ($502) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $150</font>, Hero calls $148 and is All-In

River: ($798) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $798 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Threes) and LOST (-$398 NET)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $795 (+$397 NET)
  #1699  
Old 11-08-2007, 08:54 PM
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i need ~$1500 on FTP, and i have stars money.. PM me if ur interested

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Old 11-08-2007, 09:17 PM
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Full Tilt Poker Game #4112124302: Table Lamont (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:10:21 ET - 2007/11/08
Seat 1: NxtWrldChamp ($309.90)
Seat 2: nonthinking ($218.30)
Seat 3: Paulitician ($134)
Seat 4: spiveydinho ($240.30)
Seat 5: mewantlots ($327.50)
Paulitician posts the small blind of $1
spiveydinho posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to spiveydinho [Ts 3c]
mewantlots folds
NxtWrldChamp folds
nonthinking folds
Paulitician calls $1
spiveydinho checks
*** FLOP *** [9c Qs 4s]
Paulitician checks
spiveydinho checks
*** TURN *** [9c Qs 4s] [Tc]
WraithCloak adds $200
Paulitician checks
WraithCloak stands up
spiveydinho bets $3
Martnl adds $200
Paulitician calls $3
*** RIVER *** [9c Qs 4s Tc] [Ah]
Paulitician checks
spiveydinho checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
spiveydinho shows [Ts 3c] a pair of Tens
Paulitician shows [Ad Ac] three of a kind, Aces
Paulitician wins the pot ($9.50) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c Qs 4s Tc Ah]
Seat 1: NxtWrldChamp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: nonthinking (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Paulitician (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and won ($9.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: spiveydinho (big blind) showed [Ts 3c] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: mewantlots didn't bet (folded)

Now that's a hand.
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