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Old 08-25-2007, 02:13 AM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
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I'll tell you right now, you'll get :

1 - female response
1 - guy response sort of acting like a chick
2 - gay guy responses
2 - spam responses

That female response PROBABLY won't send a pic, but if they do, it will be some weird angle shot.

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Iggy, dont be a cynic. Just because you would post an over the top emotional Arms Race ad, don't piss on his parade.

Be a man OP, do the arms race ad, and if that dont work, start playing porn really loud from your TV, run thru the stereo speakers if you can.

next time you see neighbor after this, give her a wink and a smack on the ass. You are so in.
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Old 08-25-2007, 05:23 AM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

OP,

I'd just time my exit from the building to coincide with hers, give her a look of frank approval and say, "Wow, you really got pounded last night."
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Old 08-25-2007, 06:40 AM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
Arms Race Plan

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I'll tell you right now, you'll get :

1 - female response
1 - guy response sort of acting like a chick
2 - gay guy responses
2 - spam responses

That female response PROBABLY won't send a pic, but if they do, it will be some weird angle shot.

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Iggy, dont be a cynic. Just because you would post an over the top emotional Arms Race ad, don't piss on his parade.

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Only the negative part of my post is the actual fact that those are the responses that he will get from the ad.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:30 AM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
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amazing. what if your neighbor is the one who replies to this? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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You [censored] the [censored] out of her, ldo.

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And if she doesn't scream for you....well, then you have to become a monk.
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:25 PM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
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LOL. Flagged as "best of craigslist." nh.
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:36 PM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
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LOL. Flagged as "best of craigslist." nh.

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Old 08-25-2007, 02:25 PM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
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LOL. Flagged as "best of craigslist." nh.

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I just have to say, this is one of the best threads I've seen. A++ to you, and to some of these responses.
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:33 PM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
Arms Race Plan

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LOL. Flagged as "best of craigslist." nh.

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Old 08-25-2007, 02:53 PM
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Ok, Lets see if this amounts to anything.
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LOL. Flagged as "best of craigslist." nh.

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Old 08-25-2007, 03:36 PM
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Default Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?

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I think this is pretty simple. Don't say anything unless it continues frequently (and you don't like it of course). No need to embarrass her if it's not a big deal. Act like an adult, you really don't have to punk her for this.

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Life is too short to act like an adult.
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