Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

[Subfallen]

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Don't forget we have many vertically challenged jews and asians in here.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Jews.

[quirkasaurus]

after she apologizes:

"that's okay... i remember saying stupid stuff the
first time i got drunk, too."

[DCJ311]

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"No need to apologize; chasing ambulances for frivolous lawsuits while I'm saving the lives of the people in them can understandably leave you kind of bitter. I would have argued with you if you were a guy, but since you're just a woman I found your attempts at forming your own opinion almost cute. Maybe I'll let you cook me dinner one of these days."

^^^^^ slam dunk

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Yeah this is pretty fantastic.

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Brilliant, but I'm torn on this line because a lot of girls take it the wrong way, but it has way more potential than saying something neutral and boring. She could very easily be the type that gets turned on by guys who bust on her for her job and being a second-class citizen (a woman). Whatever happens, be funny and laid back and make it clear that she will be buying the first round if you go out.

[rbenuck4]

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Meh, this isn't that big a deal.
What's the play if she doesn't apologize at all? Tell her that you're waiting for an apology?

If she does apologize just tell her that you agree with her and that some doctors really do suck and it's unfortunate. Then she smiles that you agreed with her and didn't take what she had to say too seriously.

This girl sounds pretty uppity on her awesome lawyer-ness anyway which makes her pretty annoying.

GF is a nurse and generally despises a lot of doctors who have attitudes or god-complexes or whatever.
She tells her Dad this all the time....who happens to be a doctor and who she believes would probably be the worst of all to have worked with. He agrees that lots of doctors can be jerks. No biggie.


If someone ranted to me on what a bunch of degenerates most poker-players were I would not feel the need to stand up for myself. I would mostly agree.

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I agree that doctors are sometimes difficult to deal with especially from a nurse's perspective, but I DO NOT agree that doctors try to hide mistakes while lawyers embrace them. This is what bothered me about her comments. If someone ranted to you how poker players were all criminals (which obviously is not true), wouldn't you want to stand up for them?

[Mr.WeakTight]

OK how about,

"the only way I can accept your apology is if you take me out to dinner."

I'm out of the dating scene, have been for a dozen years or so.

[punkass]

I think all people who say "All people who are _____ are ____" are idiots.

[rbenuck4]

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Something like, "When you were talking I assumed you were a lawyer so I really didn't take anything you said very seriously." I view this episode as a license to make fun of lawyers....at her expense.


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I am going to try something close to this plan of action. Then I'll mention she has to dig herself out of that hole somehow. See where that goes. Thanks all for the advice.

[pirateboy]

if you say that, you won't have a chance in hell of getting laid. If getting laid isn't your end goal, then disregard.

[KurtSF]

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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.

Step 1: The setup

She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.

Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.


Step 2: The meeting

You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:


Step 3: T-minus zero

Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"

If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.


Step 4: Close the deal

Grab her boobies.

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This is [censored] brilliant and honestly made the thread.


Oh, and if you can do it playfully, this is the best answer so far:

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Tell her there is no need to apologize... at least she didn't charge you $400/hour to offer her bs opinion on a topic she knows nothing about like she does to her clients.

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[traz]

wait, have I met you before?