Too funny: Home Game Jaw-Dropper

[crankalicious]

Frankly, in any situation, I'm not one to lament my bad beats. They're just variance. I'm actually posting this one to be laughed at because I was drooling at the thought of taking all the villain's money and it was like time suddenly stopped. Really, it's a humor post. One cannot expect anything but the completely inexplicable at a home game anyway. Apologies for the format.

Hero - QcQd

Hero raises 3x BB (240)
Villain calls

Flop: 9c Qs Ac

Villain bets 120
Hero raises 120
Villain calls

Turn: Ad

Villain bets 240
Hero raises 760
Villain calls

River: As

Villain: checks
Hero: bets 1000
Villain: calls

Villain: Q5 (best part: sees my QQ and thinks he's beat initially)

[GTBMuckface]

[highsteptd]

you make bunny cry

[TheJokerIsWild]

sick

[The Lipo Fund]

but you had a full mansion

[PugsMcGee]

im lost

[RickOSU]

define humor.

[OneTimeAce]

What?

[KLJ]

[ ] jaw dropped

[Passaman]

You know what would be humorous? Anything other than this.