Beat: GF's mom caught me AC Slatering

[wobbegong]

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.
AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

[tarheeljks]

B+

[LionelHutz00]

lol

[bills427]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah A+ would read again

[holyfield5]

A++

[BJLTNYK]

AC slater doesn't get dumped...pun intended?

[eurythmech]

First rule of interactions with fellow human beings:

Stories involving forgetting to lock the bathroom door are always false.

Either the entire story is made up, or OP wanted to get caught.

[Dan87]

[Passaman]

VERDICT: OP heard the term "AC Slatering", thought it would be funny, so made up this story.

/thread

[Donkey-Milker]

i am gonna try this next time nature calls.

you got a problem wiv that?