BBV, Please share ur knowledge on how to get girl friends

[Platonic]

drugs works

Edit: drugs you do together, not GHB, ban the rapists...

[tiger_hall]

a letter to someone you dont know??
as a german would say NEIN... person to person is MILLIONS better.. as at the end of the day you have to speak to the girl

[blutarski]

This is the.accountant again, isn't it?

It is, right?

Please take your OCD elsewhere, I can't go through this again.

[phobos]

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This is the.accountant again, isn't it?

It is, right?

Please take your OCD elsewhere, I can't go through this again.

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ta doesnt play 100nl ,
so this is not him

[Lurker.]

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Enough with the background information, time for some supporting details. Why would she randomly sit next to me? You can tell that she doesn’t have any friends in the class, but of all the open seats she could’ve sat in, why next to me?

[/ QUOTE ]Look do not take much notice because she sat next to you.. She probably did because she didnt want to sit on her own. I would start a conversation first introduce yourself and find out her name.. Then just talk about Art as this is a subject you will both have in common and will be able to talk a long time for. You need to make her smile/preferably laugh but if your not a funny person dont try to hard. Just relax and talk to her and dont treat her differently because she is a girl, although dont talk about how you smashed some Ho up the [censored]. If you have a really good conversation with her i would definitely say something like "would you like to go for a drink one time or a something to eat" she will definitely say yes to this to your face.. After this give it one day and then text her to go and have a nice meal somewhere make sure she knows its a nice meal. At the meal get talking to her about things in common.. When you drop her off at her house kiss her if its going well. Do not text her this night wait for her. If not text the next day and say you had a nice time and you hope that she did and would like to see her again. Wait for her response (good/bad) and this my friend is how you get girls. Au revoir!

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on a serious note, taking her for dinner is a bad idea. too many akward silences with someone you barely know. a movie is better just because you don't have to deal with the akward silences.

Oh, and TA wanted me to inform you all that this is NOT him. I don't believe him though.

[tylerg]

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Re: I Get So (Censored) Angry [Re: Dids]
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I like Norman Chad a lot. //////////


ur gonna be a virgin awhile if this was forreal

[stickNmove]

As the class is finishing....

"hey"
"hi"
"how you going"
"good thanks"
"im findingforever"
"im random girl"
"dont you think the class was good/boring/whatever"
"random rubbish that doesnt matter"
"look ive noticed you around, we should catch up for a coffee/coke/drunken debauchary"
"sounds good"
"cool, just put your number in my cell and ill give you a call"

[BigLawMonies]

Tiger_Hall is mostly right - Come up with something to talk about, then introduce yourself and start on that topic.

Like, "hey i love that watercolor of your vag. The mix of red and pink is perfect. Did you come up with the idea for that playing with yourself in front of a mirror or did Mr. Pedobear suggest it?"

Pay attention to what she says and pretend you are really [censored] interested and ask follow up questions, etc.

DO NOT TRY TO GRIMM HER - do not ask her to do tons of [censored] right away. Just say you enjoyed talking to her (make up a reason) and ask her to hang out after school or on the weekend, maybe get something to eat.

If that works out, then start doing stuff where you are more private, i.e. hanging out at one of your houses, movies, whatever, and go from there.

DO NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF ANYTHING. Asking her to kiss/touch her is a [censored] donk move. Just pay attention to her body language and [censored] do it if you want to. Being aggressive gives you two ways to win - she can want it or she can just let you because she is indecisive. DO NOT HELLMUTH THE SITUATION - DO NOT TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING, JUST [censored] DO IT.

Eventually siihp.

You'll probably get shot down but that's ok, just move on to the next.

This is gonna sound really [censored] gay but [censored] it - It's like poker, you have to start playing hands and getting [censored] beat until you get a 'table feel' and you get comfortable playing.

If she ignores you then punch her in the face until she pays attention. Then siihp.

[tagtastic]

Senior in HS. No girl experience. And then this gem:

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Why would she randomly sit next to me? You can tell that she doesn’t have any friends in the class, but of all the open seats she could’ve sat in, why next to me?

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Pretty sure you're gay.

edit: Also, you never even mentioned her appearance. Strike 3.

[edfurlong]

Your boss probably paid her to show you a good time, kill her pimp and take her on a roller coaster.