I'm going to piss in my roomates room

[superadvisor]

Your standard crappy roommate, her parents pay her rent to live here so she pretty much doesn't work, she has no money for food so she eats our food, messy as hell and doesn't clean anything, watches Lifetime, VH1 and E! on the main living room TV all day long and basically nobody likes her. We've all bitched her out numerous times and she won't get her crap together.

Today I come home and she has her piece of crap, unregistered car parked in the driveway after she got a notice of towing if it wasn't removed from the street, the car's registration has been expired since December and she will not get it renewed, she drives with an expired license and no insurance and to top it all off I come home and she drank out of my mocha frappuccino bottle which I had obviously marked to tell if she tried to drink it, plus she has facial herpes on her lips and if I were to catch that [censored] because she drank out of my bottle I'd murder her ass.

Instead I just dumped the rest of the frappuccino under her bed which it will hopefully spoil and urinated all over her clothes, I plan on pissing in her room at least every other day until she moves out.

[brazilio]

now this is a good entirely variance story

[Squareview]

A+

[so sick bro]

solid move imo

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

AWESOME (ps are you a girl too? ASL?)

[NU Star]

This is the obviously the only reasonable option.

[whoisthedrizzle]

your roommate sounds like a disgusting human being, i applaud her

[NU Star]

I was going to say something about sexing her into shape until the mouth herpes part...

[Cali4niaRaisin]

Mature.....pictures please?

[Lizard King]

WOW, you are by far the worse of the two roommates. I can see why you two are roommates. And I was pissed at my roommate for not washing dishes.