News and Notes from Jeffrey

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Jeffrey likes to play the skillful games of poker. He prefers hold'em but will also play Omaha on occasion.

Barry Bonds has tied Hank Aaron for the all-time home run record, but is about to break it. For you Europeans, Beckham is tied with Pele for popularity, but is about to surpass him.

Jeffrey is not an adult loser with a mediocre job and plays 10NL because he has nothing better to do, contrary to popular belief I am as real as you can be, pistol poppin, negro you don't know me. When you holla wit' your speakers, negro you do not know me.

I only started playing a few months ago seriously but am already better than many of you. Unfortunately I do not have a sufficient bankroll to play higher limits. I may sell my 360 and PS3 to try that. But the "moderators", as we will call them, of the house may have a problem with that.

In other news it is hot.

People who reply with ban are idiots and deserve to have toilet paper, used, shoved down their throat till they suffocate. Grease fires are old and do not include immediate initiation into the cool kids of BBV club.

Upon examination of a few tourneys that Paul Wasickas has played, he is pretty damn lucky.

Dan Shak sounds like an overweight gay transvestite with a grasshopper stuck in his throat.

Jeffrey is working on his game and currently playing with a $50 BR though he could deposit as much as $600, if that matters.

UltimateBet is run by less than average chimpanzees and they work inside air-conditioned cages, the only problem is that they do not know how to turn it on.

I will work on my poker game, but only for Adanthar, and Adanthar alone. Another mod note, Gildwulf is a good singer, really.

And finally on News and Notes from Jeffrey, a survey has been taken that found that most retarded people regularly use these phrases, or do these things:

Ban
Die in a grease fire
OP sucks
Curse curse curse in a variety of assortments and combinations
"And it is not even close"
OMG!
Tells someone he is bad without backing it up, and is in reality a losing player on the Party Poker play money practice tables

Thats all.

[skillgambler]

tl;dr

[derosnec]

ritalin is a helluva drug

[obiedman]

ban

DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

[AHoboOnFire]

attention whore very much?

[Teh1337zor]

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ban

DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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[grando]

let us gogogogo

[obiedman]

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ban

DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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i feel honored that 1337zor quoted my post. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

PS - the main reason for this post was so that OP has to read the quoted post again. However, i do [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you 1337zor

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

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ban

DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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I rest my case.

[Teh1337zor]

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ban

DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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i feel honored that 1337zor quoted my post. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

PS - the main reason for this post was so that OP has to read the quoted post again. However, i do [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you 1337zor

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much [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] back