Brag: Went to heaven.

[Party Thug 1]

Me and my boy weren't invited to this party. But we hear it's pretty kickin' and they got some fly honeys and a lotta white boys with too much cash, so we decide to hit it up, figure it be pretty fly and shi'. We case the scene for a little bit an' come to figure out it be a sausage fest wi' hick [censored] like Lennard Skennard blastin'. We make sure we coo wi' everybody so nobody don't try an start nuthin' an' make sure and bum up some smokes and a couple dranks an make sure we coo'.

We roll out for a bit, cruisin' and we stop by my house and my little sister be thowin' up blood and she be needin' a new liver and shi'. I din't know where else to get no cash, yo, so me and my homie head back up to the party where all them white rich bitches was. I pull out my piece and set to work downin' a mofo so my homie can collect they wallets and I make sure my gat ain't loaded so nobody don' really get hurt.

White boy puts a piece to my head and says I best drop it, starts pullin' some real hero shi', but I tell him to be coo' ain't nobody gonna do nuthin' and the punk squeezes the trigger as he be pissin' himself because he was so scared. MOFO FLIPPED OUT.

Damn, homie.

Well I die and get to heaven, cause I be all right with the lord. Jesus and God be my peeps, yo. I get to meet my boys Biggie and Pac, kick it with Jesus with a couple blunts and some 40's. Heaven's aight.

Brag: Went to heaven
Beat: Got killed by some punk
Variance: I be seein' my sis again too soon, yo. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[doubLe a tom]

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[Gildwulf]

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[btmagnetw]

if his ' key broke i don't know what he would of done about that post.