October Low-Content Thread - Page 17

private joker · #**161** 10-14-2007, 09:43 PM

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where's the pix and converted HHs??????

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People play poker on the internet???

HOWMANY · #**162** 10-15-2007, 12:41 AM

brag: +10k in 60 over weekend for 3 sessions
beat: -12k in 1/2 over weekend for 1 session
beat^2: was winning 2 racks in 1/2 in first 30 mins. didn't need that 17k [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
variance: now addicted to vietnamese coffee

Barry · #**163** 10-15-2007, 03:16 AM

In the worst hand that can win in a showdown catagory...

Guy opens out of the SB and is called by the BB.

Flop is 995 SB, bets, BB calls.

Turn is a 3 same action

River is a 5

SB laughes and checks as does BB

SB holds up his 44 and says "the only hand I can beat is 22" BB laughs and shows his 22. 4 high takes it down.

Hass · #**164** 10-15-2007, 04:09 PM

Hand from last night that I just thought about.

Folds to button who opens. Fairly tight decent player. SB and BB are some of the worst players in the 20 at CAZ. They both call.

Flop: Q 8 7

SB-BB check, Button bets, SB-BB call.

Turn: 3

SB bets, BB raises, Button shakes his head and folds, SB calls.

River: K

SB bets, BB tanks(folding is not an option he is thinking) BB calls, SB says, "you got it I was bluffing and turns over 72o, BB studies the board for a min and says, "nope, it's a chop" and shows 72o.

I thought the dealer was going to fall out of his chair when he started laughing.

that_pope · #**165** 10-16-2007, 12:49 AM

Hmmm, well, just to show you how addicted I am...as many of you know, I went to Argentina. My flight left at 1:30pm last Sat, and I was at the casino until 7am, and then I arrived at 9am this morning, and I was in a game at the casino by 2:30pm...

Limit poker is easy. It is nice when you bet QT on a 3TJ9Q board with no flush, get called in two places, and know there is no way anyone else is winning this pot. Value town!!! The main game of the 20/40 and 40/80 game at CAZ was off the hook during the football game tonight...looks like action is picking back up.

HOWMANY · #**166** 10-16-2007, 01:59 AM

wtf is this [censored], how [censored] long can these idiots play like blindfolded [censored] monkeys and get rewarded?

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (4 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (12 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results:
Hero has Ks Ac (straight, ace high).
Button has 8d 8c (full house, eights full of jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 14 BB.

MitchL · #**167** 10-16-2007, 04:36 AM

Its official. I am the worst live poker player on 2p2.

HOWMANY · #**168** 10-16-2007, 04:41 AM

Very unlikely, I have not killed myself yet.

MitchL · #**169** 10-16-2007, 04:50 AM

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Very unlikely, I have not killed myself yet.

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We can play HU for the title, but I will have to sell all my comp points on Craigslist for a rack of blue at teh Canterbury. I will probably just stick to the internet. I think they accidentally rigged it in my favor. I need to take advantage until they work out the glitch.

HOWMANY · #**170** 10-16-2007, 05:03 AM

Bad news then, I thought Stars was rigged for me but I just finished what seemed like the longest session ever of only 1k hands and I managed to lose only like 2k dollars. As much as I hate online I like that when I run like poo I lose way less than when I get bloodbathed live. Then again the fact that I never win a significant amount isn't very fun either, but luckily I'm so conditioned to losing that I don't worry about that sort of thing.

AA/KK 6 times each and they won $200 combined yay. I played really passive today but I was right almost every time and the dollars I saved when I was right far far far outweighed the couple bets I missed when I was wrong.

Here are my favorites. The third one was against Heisenberg and obviously I played it terrible but I decided once I raised the turn the first time and the moron coldcalled that I needed to put 2 more bets in as the last money I put into the pot because it wasn't impossible I was winning and tardo obviously had big pair so 4 outs at most. I was instafolding if he bet river. After I checked river he tells me in chat that he doesn't like my play which is always good because when someone gets 4 outted in what was going to be like a 20 bet pot no matter what the classy thing to do is needle them for making the pot even bigger. I hate my play less this hand if turn had been a 7, with it being the 9 it's fairly retarded. Definitely my biggest leak lately is putting too much money into the pot when I get sucked out on, I wish I was smart enough to stop doing it =/

PokerStars 15/30 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises, 4 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.66 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls.

Turn: (4.33 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls.

River: (10.33 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 12.33 BB

Results:
Hero has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and queens).
UTG has Jd 8d (two pair, queens and jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.33 BB.

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (3 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB folds.

River: (5 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results:
Hero has 6h 7h (straight, seven high).
Button has 2s Ts (flush, king high).
Outcome: Button wins 9 BB.

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, MP calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, SB raises, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (10 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, BB raises, UTG folds, MP folds, Hero calls, SB 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls, SB calls.

Turn: (11 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (23 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 23 BB

Results:
SB has Ad Ac (two pair, aces and nines).
BB has 7d 9h (full house, nines full of sevens).
Hero has 8s Ts (straight, jack high).
Outcome: BB wins 23 BB.