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View Poll Results: Batman oder X-Men? | |||
Batman | 14 | 38.89% | |
X-Men | 22 | 61.11% | |
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll |
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#31
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
Being Sean Connery would definately help with the ladies.
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#32
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
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OOT - I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1 [/ QUOTE ] Male porn star sounds like your best bet.. |
#33
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
Auditor
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#34
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
be a dealer for a blackjack table at some vegas casino. You will get hit on by many women, some hot and most not. Your flirting will only increase your tips.
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
Jizz Mopper....
[ QUOTE ] Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks: What kinda show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels] Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest [censored] you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening. Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now? Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again! [/ QUOTE ] |
#36
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
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Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cop Construction Worker Biker Cowboy Sailor Indian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool (listed in perfect order too) time for a pole : [/ QUOTE ] level? |
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[ QUOTE ] Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cop Construction Worker Biker Cowboy Sailor Indian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool (listed in perfect order too) time for a pole : [/ QUOTE ] level? [/ QUOTE ] insert head banging against brick wall smiley here |
#38
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Re: Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11
[ QUOTE ][*]Soldier could be kinda interesting, although death would be kinda -ev.
[/ QUOTE ] military pilot |
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