who i be

[AlabamaBoulevard]

riddle me this, riddle me that
gimmick account here, guess who's back?
a riddle for my friends in bbv4 life
guess who i am, and i'll show you naked pictures of ding dongs wife
i never starred in terminator 2
my catch phrase is not 'what it do'
i wasn't at HSP with jamie gold and danny alaei
i'm not a bbv historian, and i'm not from hawaii
i never made out with a guy so i could get some ass
i never got head from a guy in my biology class
i dont shoot roids and get cars towed
i didn't vig other BBV'ers on prop bets I owed
so who i be
tell me who is me
and a special prize will be given to all of BBV
and money will be sent to the busto railtard who figured out who i be