Credit Card - ?????

[jjlied]

The bank just gave me a credit card, so I have a 4,000$ bankroll. I want to play heads up aginst Phil Ivy. HOw do I put my money on the line?!? I am a good poker player, I was the twelph best player in my dorm, but there was at least 25 people in the dorm, plus it was at CSU- FT. Collins, Colorado's Public Ivy. I just want to play heads up poker.

[ZJ123]

lol

[jjlied]

This is not a jopke, how to I play against Phil Ivy No Limit? I have made a ton of money playing the Soouth Park slot machine, so I should be able to beat anyone at poker.

[whitcolumn]

This absolutely made my night...

[jjlied]

Why does the Full Tilt POker web Site not let me put my credit card on to the Line. FOr beting? I want to beat Ivy, I was the fourth bestt out of 19 at our dorm tournamennt.

[jjlied]

It doesn't matter if you are white or black or sasquatch even...check out my http://www.bluffmagazine.com/thepoke...sp?pid=1096212

[RonFezBuddy]

Nomination for MTTC Sticky....

[jjlied]

Wy cant I put my cassh on the line? I havve the balls to beat Phil. He is a luckbox. I mean, Jamiiee Gold was the World Champion, and hass the most money, Mr. Gold is the best poker player ever. Phl Ivy is a luckbox. He won bracelets when rich donks playyyed. He can't beat the fields now that everyone has read 'Play Poker Like the Pros'
which is bar none the best poker book ever written.
\\i got nominated.

[whitcolumn]

seconded... change title to "Inside the mind of a fish" or something fun like that

[jjlied]

No one is a "fish" at poker. No one can win anything by gambeling (how else would the casinos make money) I am tyring to help everyone by saying, "Balla, Shot calla 20 inch blades, On my Impala, Halla get laid tonight, switch it bitch make 20 k tonight"