Awesome Dream I Had

[T.J. Combo]

So there I was with this Van Helsing looking guy who brought his wife and kids because we were hand picked to fight werewolves in hell. So we go through the portal to hell and all the people who were there fighting werewolves were like normal people, but the werewolves all looked like HHH.

So I go off into this room to fight this werewolf who had his wife and kids with him, and I knew I'd be dead meat if I took him head on, so I punched his kid in the face, then he got real sad and concerned like "Hey man, why'd you do that?"

Then when he was distracted, I snapped his neck, then punched out his other kid and his wife.

So I go back into the main hall and all the other werewolf fighters are rolled up in carpets and I'm instantly like: "Oh [censored], the werewolves won."

Then the alarm clock goes off and I reach over and hit it, because I have to finish this dream.

When I fall back asleep, I'm back outside of hell and I have to go back through the portal to accept the werewolves' punishment. Except this time when I go through the portal, there's just a ladder leading up to a bridge that's hanging in the middle of nowhere.

On top of the bridge is a really long dining table and my fat uncle Al is doing paperwork.

Just then I remembered that during the werewolf fight, I had a King Size Fast Break I hadn't eaten and I was pretty hungry. So I look to Al and I say: "Hey Al, what happened to my King Size Fast Break?"

Then he points to a corner where a dead werewolf is laying beside the Fast Break wrapper, then I look at him and we both start laughing and I think: "Oh yeah, they're dogs, they can't have chocolate."

Then I woke up because I was laughing so hard.