My dormmate uses 180 tissues in +/- 1.5 month...

[darksideofthewal]

...and he doesn't have a cold.

So I noticed he had bought a bulk pack with 200 in them and 1.5 month later there were only 2 packs of 10 tissues left.

Does anyone in BBV4L watch this much 'variance', or do they know of any other activities that consume this much tissue?

[goldtoes]

maybe he likes the softness of kleenex on his asss instead of rough TP

[goldtoes]

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maybe he likes the softness of kleenex on his asss instead of rough TP

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but most likely not

[prodonkey]

Maybe he doesn't lick it up when he masturbates

[Droogie]

Kills mosquitos with tissues.
Suffer from Parkinson's making him spill his drinks a lot.
Scotophobia (causing him to clean his monitor/tv/lightbulbs a lot)
Emo.
Transsexual with tampon allergy.

There are many reasonable explanations that negate his animal porn addiction.

[garcia1000]

Sometimes, I will go through 10 tissues in a day to clean my nose. It's very dependent on how clean the air is that day. If it is dirty, I will get that hay fever type of sniffles that is slowly and randomly dripping and super annoying.

[diebitter]

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Sometimes, I will go through 10 tissues in a day to "clean my nose".

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FYEuphemism

[vozzie]

Maybe he cries a lot because he has to live with you?

[KSOT]

You keep tabs on your roommates tissue supply?

Get a life loser.

[Kik]

He probably sells them at some random road signalisation like a [censored] gipsy he is.