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Re: Irritating office yambags
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[ QUOTE ] "tummy..." [/ QUOTE ] ROFL! I have a guy in my office who not only loudly talks to himself, he actually announces his next move: "It's apple time!", "it's water time!" I said I would quit when he started announcing anything more personal...today, we get "it's pee time!" I really wish I was making this up... -ZEN [/ QUOTE ] The guy I share a cube wall does this (I think I mentioned it earlier in the tread, actually). He smacks like crazy when chewing gum, too. He sorta looks like Hitler, too. I just audibly say "shut the [censored] up" every time he opens his mouth now. He tends to quiet down. |
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Re: Irritating office yambags
Frelo,
The nice thing about your situation is that it's only like, what, 30 hours a week? Another gripe: one guy asked me to come to his baby shower. I tried my best to make excuses instead of laughing really loudly. |
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Re: Irritating office yambags
I have a "across the hall" cubicle neighbor who listens to something with her headphones most of the day. A couple months ago you can hear her singing pretty loudly.
Now recently, she must be listening to comedy, because every 5 or 10 minutes, she's laughing very loudly. The first couple times I was fine with either. But after weeks and weeks, day after day, it's very annoying. |
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Re: Irritating office yambags
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Frelo, The nice thing about your situation is that it's only like, what, 30 hours a week? Another gripe: one guy asked me to come to his baby shower. I tried my best to make excuses instead of laughing really loudly. [/ QUOTE ] I wish... I spend 40-50 hours there. What I forgot to say is that the almond thief has got to make like 50K€ a year. |
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Re: Irritating office yambags
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"tummy..." [/ QUOTE ] Does he have kids? After spending so much time over the last two years with my girlfriend's son, I keep catching myself substituting, "I need to use the restroom," with, "I need to go potty." [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Irritating office yambags
Monday 10/10/07 4:10 p.m.
*audible stomach grumble from 12 feet away* Glopper: "Oooo, my tummy is making noise...." to no one in particular. 27o: "Wha...?" Glopper: "I said...My tummy....it is making noise." 27o: *ignore completely and keep eyes fixed on comp* I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, if I had a grease fire, he would die in it. And he has no children, so you can take that out of the equation. He's just a self-absorbed asshat. |
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