Dear Stars 200nl players,

[pennpal]

[censored] you.
[censored] you .
[censored] you.
[censored] you.

i wish you the worst pain imaginable, one of these days i will [censored] do unspeakably horrific things to make you feel a slightest hint of the [censored] anguish you cause me daily.

i will anally fist you with a nintendo powerglove and then play [censored] contra up your ass. i'll beat the whole [censored] ghame with no cheat codes you son of a bitch pizzafaced [censored] munching bukkake victim [censored] [censored] [censored].

i hope all yoru kids are midgets

seriously hwo can you possibly call a 4 bet all in with a [censored] full stack with 95o that is not unexploitable sir i mean seriously i played [censored] 10k hands in the apst two days and am making like zero ptbb here is a graph.





when i am angry i tend to break things so here are pictures of things i broke this week













then i was looking for something more fun to break than mice so i found a coconut in ym fridge. i went [censored] gallagher on that bitch with a hammer and my roommates golf clubs





the end

[Micro Donk]

whats that first item

[Donkey-Milker]

[x] probably a losing player anyway

[absoludicrous]

[x]Breaks more household items than bankrolls

[ImsaKidd]

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[x] probably a losing player anyway

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THREADCAT WILL EAT U

[chief_]

is that a [censored] coconut?

[Conspire]

I like this thread.

[twotimesopt]

lol you can't beat stars 1/2

[sc000t]

Try PLO, theres less tilt.

[PedroCerrano]

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is that a [censored] coconut?

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