Just got back from vegas!

[mperich]

Dont have the pictures back yet cuz my friend is a donkey and broke his camera and took mine out and then accidently packed it when he left. So this is a half assed trip report...

Anyways basically me and 5 buddies got 2 rooms at caesars for the comedy festival and drank for 3 days str8. We saw bob saggot and dane cook and they were both hilarious (altho me and my friends were laughing SUPER hard at saggot didnt think he was as funny as we did it seemed. I think we all just have crude senses of humor.)

We then went out to body english on fri after the festival, pure on sat, and tryst on sun. I spent 10k at the bars in 3 days, bad beat. Also lost 10k gambling and spent another 3k shopping so it was a bit of a pricey weekend. Also fell in love with my waitress on saturday, literally, and also on sunday.

Also on saturday we convinced some girl who was back at our hotel room that our friend was a huge emo and was the bassist for simple plan. She believed us and wasnt very smart at all. Ummm also that night after the bar we ordered chinese from room service and had an afterparty where we ended up having a huge trashing of the room with a fight where we were all throwing ice and those metal food covers that come with room service at each other. My buddy broke a glass with one of the saucers, my other buddy goes to try and clean it up but is too drunk so he falls into it and cuts his thumb pretty bad. I then pick up a double sized ottoman and ram my buddy in the back and he falls into a wall and I think broke his camera.

On sunday we got back to the casino at about 5 and i played roulette for an avg of about 2k a spin and won about 10k. (which is way more than i usually play but I got pretty drunk and even tho I left all my chips in my room so I wouldnt drunk gambool, I just bought 5k in chips on my credit card instead! Yay casinos) I then flipped my buddy for his last 300$ and he lost, but I felt bad and said I wouldnt take the money. He insisted i take it so i threw it into the fountain in a hallway at caesars. He was like wtf, and jumps into the fountain to get it. For some reason I follow him, fully clothed and wearing my shoes. The security guard comes and says wtf? I give him 100$ and tell him to leave us alone and he takes pictures of us in the fountain. There is also a video of me talking to him but I havent seen it yet. Also this night we ordered about 100$ in room service food, and then everyone (8 of us) passes out before it gets there. Someone gets up and signs and then passes out again and we just eat it in the morning instead, because we are haggard bums.

Monday I played my only poker of the trip and me and my buddy decided to stay an extra day and go out with these two girls we met on saturday and partied with on sunday. They are in these pictures, Im the guy in the black blazer in the first picture with the white shirt. Far left in the 2nd pic is winkandgun who is a lurkerish guy here and a midstakes donk who called me for 20x the pot with tpnk on the flop and sucked out hard on the turn cuz he sucks. Guy in the gold tie is who we said is a huge emo and was the bassist for simple plan.




Anyways thats about it for the trip I guess. Possibly will put up more pics if any1 cares or there are any good ones (we have about 3gigs of pictures and video between us all) Sorry if this post is rambly or incoherent in parts I had 2 hrs sleep last nite and not much more most other nights. But yah basically prolly my favorite trip ive ever been on.

-Mike

[luckychewy]

seems like an awesome trip. run in with security guard sounds hilarious.

[Anders]

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Also fell in love with my waitress on saturday, literally, and also on sunday.


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roooooofles

[BLdSWtTRs]

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I spent 10k at the bars in 3 days

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I'm glad you had fun but you robbed yourself here.

[Daddy Warbucks]

Yeah, i need to know how you do that. Seriously.

[Spechel EDD]

is the blonde the waitress

[yvesaint]

"I then pick up a double sized ottoman and ram my buddy in the back and he falls into a wall and I think broke his camera."

lollll

[mperich]

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Yeah, i need to know how you do that. Seriously.

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Me and my friends are alcoholics and bottle service is expensive in vegas. Also, we got 2 magnums of Dom because I had never seen them before and I thought they were pretty sick.

The blond is not the waitress, no pics of the waitresses atm, altho I dont think the one at tryst was super hot if i remember, but was cute and one of the nicest waitresses ive had

-Mike

[CaseS87]

damn dude, never LIVE in vegas, you'll be bustoid in like 2 weeks.

nice TR

[kyleb]

Awesome TR, dude.