BBV: Roommate's birthday party

[Goodnews]

Brag: Coming off a high only to find that I am drunk.
Beat: Roommate, a friend of 6 years turned out to be a douche
Variance: There is a slice of bread on the bathroom counter

My roommate were partying, there is girl A that he likes but the problem is girl A's cousin, Girl B, likes him. Although I keep telling him to just [censored] the girl B. Which leads us to the next beat.

Beat: My roommate who is 21 years old is looking for a long term relationship, despite being in university.

Girl B comes over to predrink, she brings her friend, girl C. Girl C has this voice that sounds like she is a [censored] pterodactl (sp?), you know those bird dinosaur things. Anyways, she finds out and tells girl B. Girl b proceeds to cry and make a scene as girls do.

Brag: I was drunk
Beat: I told girl C.
Variance: I laughed when girl B cried.

I leave to go to the club, and leave behind girl B with my roommate hoping for the best, girl C is with me. We get to the club and the line is [censored] packed.

Brag: I tried to bribe the bouncer for 60 bucks to let us in (the coveri s 5)
Beat: Getting turned away still

I leave the lineup and get into a cab.

Variance: I yell obsenities at the club as the cab is driving by

I get back and nothing is going on with girl B and my roommate. He is trying to calm her down. One of my roommate's good friends is outside on all fours throwing up, and roommate is not helping him out at all.

Brag: I am a good samaritan, and proceed to drag roommate's friend into bathroom and make him some tea to help sober him up.
Beat: roommate does nothing
Variance: girl B tries to step in and I tell her to gtfo of the house.

Now its the morning, how do I interact with roommate? I've considered punching him in the face.

[Dan87]

just use fake names ffs i dont want to see so many letters

[nubs]

Why do you want to punch your roomate? Why is girl B crying? This whole thing doesnt make any damn sense.

[Ribsauce]

there are at least 2 better forums for this post

[React1oN]

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Why do you want to punch your roomate? Why is girl B crying? This whole thing doesnt make any damn sense.

[/ QUOTE ]I'm guessing because

1- roommate didn't help his friend?
2- no idea

[multious]

you caused her to cry and [censored] his night up. He should hate you?

[Goodnews]

girl a is much hotter than girl c

[Goodnews]

middle girl is A, girl on right is B

[Chaos_ult]

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girl a is much hotter than girl c

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lol nh

[boomshakalaka]

the bird dinosaur reference saves this post. I give it a honorary BOOMSHAKALAKA! and it is hereby bbv worthy.