Favorite thing to say when someone bitches : "You sucked out"

[teddyFBI]

"I was soooooted" -- works to max effect when u held a pair.

[teddyFBI]

Or the classic, when u suck out w/ a 1-card flush:

"i like unsuited cards better than suited cuz they can make 2 different kinds of flushes"

[PBJaxx]

"Folding is boring"

[JRBluff]

"best 4.99 i ever spent on ebay was on this program that lets me see all the cards"

[2cards2come]

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"best 4.99 i ever spent on ebay was on this program that lets me see all the cards"

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hahaha

[Grey]

I usually have chat turned off (doesn't stop me from berating though) but when I have it turned on I'll ask them what they think I should buy with their money or something.

[Pokerdemic]

I say sorry. And if they are really mad, I tell them that if they write to support, they can get their money back.

[illini43]

"3 of a kind beats two pair?"

[BenJammin']

Playing live, i usually enjoy berating myself and telling everyone at the table how bad i am...something to the effect of, "OMG i can't believe im such a suckout, i knew i should have read that book my girlfriend bought me for [insert closest holiday], im so BAAAADDDD"
of course in the most sincere voice i can muster up

[GeorgeCostanza]

I'm a vacuum salesman go figure.