help im being threatend by a very powerful wizard his name is croz

[stan ivey]

so we all constantly chill in irc, a bunch of MSNL guys, and this micro stakes guy named "croz" always is annoying us. basically hes a huge arrogrant prick, constantly bragging about the pussy he gets, the money he gets from his parents, and the car he has, all while playing $5 NL. so we ban him from the channel, and thats when the hilarity starts


part 1 - croz is angered, and delivers his ultimatum, in the form of errands

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<croz> as soon as i get done with my errands for the day; you, jfish, tommyinlv (and whoever is in that house with him) will not have internet. thats -EV. SEE YOU SOON!
<yvezaint> haha dude u are pathetic
<croz> yea so is ur comcast which will be DEAD as soon as i get back inside in a bit
<croz> btw whats ur ftp/stars name so i can own ur [censored] whenever i see u on
<yvezaint> man so whats it like
<yvezaint> having no life
<croz> no life?
<yvezaint> bein as pathetic and douchey as u
<croz> its bots doing it
<croz> not like i sit here
<yvezaint> why u such a douchebag dude lmao
<croz> i just .blunt <ip> and use ports if i want.
<croz> nothing hard
<croz> douchebag? u guys ban me for fun.
<croz> whos the douche again?
<yvezaint> we ban u cos u are annoying and being an arrogant prick to us in chat
<yvezaint> .blunt smoke

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part 2 - i find out croz is actualy one of the most feared beings in the land of efnet, where nerds like him roam

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<croz> oh dear, u guys have messed with one of efnets best [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> [censored] should checkout what chat network ur coming to and who u [censored] with for fun before u do
<yvezaint> its not for fun dude
<croz> ask tommyinlv's roommate, he knows who i [censored] with

apparently this link is super important, because he posts it again and again

<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<croz> http://www.webservertalk.com/archive...-2-123220.html
<yvezaint> u can go ahead and do ur little tricks
<yvezaint> act like a baby
<yvezaint> whatev
<yvezaint> we dont give a [censored]
<croz> ok
<yvezaint> but it just shows how pathetic u are
<croz> im just gonna [censored] with the whole channel now
<yvezaint> to take something like this
<yvezaint> so far
<croz> u bitches are gay
<croz> gonna be fun seeing barely any of u guys online playing
<croz> WHERE MSNL SCENE GO
<croz> Oh wait, they dont have internet....


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part 3 - most feared in all of efnet steps outside "for realz"

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[09:15] <croz> k im outside now for realz. ttyl, btw shows how much u get out, puerto ricans piss arrogance

5 minutes later ...

[09:20] <croz> sorry sorry, last thing. u guys could have been like, croz stop or ban.
<croz> but did u guys EVER warn? nope
<croz> k thx
<croz> now for realz, bbl
<yvezaint> um yea ur ban was temporary earlier
<croz> ok then take it off i havent done anything yet
<yvezaint> so how was that 5 minute outside now for realz
<yvezaint> sorry dude, now that u even threatneed us
<yvezaint> after we banned u
<yvezaint> no way hah


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part 4 - i learn a little about his language, and he learns a little about mine

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<yvezaint> ok dude whatev
<croz> no moneeeys without ARE having the intarnet!
<croz> whatev? this aint clueless bitch
<croz> lol
<yvezaint> yea and this aint some ridic battle u make this out to be
<yvezaint> why do u want to get into #msnl anyways lol
<yvezaint> its not like u play our games


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part 5 - croz reveals to me where he gathers with the rest of his nerd brood, as they are all very powerful beings in the land of efnet

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<croz> #r3wt
<croz> join there
<croz> and see who im in the channel with
<croz> then look up who bysin is
<croz> see who the [censored] i [censored] with
<croz> ur too dumb to even accept my warnings
<croz> god
<croz> u really are a degen
<yvezaint> and u really are a huge nerd


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parts 6 through whatever it is coming up - it gets better

[stan ivey]

part 6 - using clever trick known as "this is u, haha isnt it", we find out the true identity of our villain

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<yvezaint> http://a663.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...44123662_l.jpg
<croz> who the [censored] is that
<yvezaint> nice unibrow
<croz> lol
<croz> what? www.myspace.com/ricandada is me (bingo)
<croz> u idiot lol
<croz> jeez not only a degen but a [censored] idiot
<croz>
<croz> thats me
<yvezaint> ahahahahaha
<croz> http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...t=sprbreak.jpg
<croz> on the left
<croz> show me pics of u plz?
<croz> nope just wanted to show im not the guy in that pic
<croz> [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
<croz> dunno where u got it from


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part 7 - croz the great puerto rican on efnet further states his threats

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<croz> listen honestly
<croz> the more u talk [censored]
<croz> the more bots gonna be hitting u
<croz> not pathetic ur the one that is not gonna have internet while im BALLIN UP THE $5nl lol
<yvezaint> lol
<yvezaint> im not even home lmao
<croz> then ur getting someones [censored] owned
<croz> and THEN getting ur [censored] at home owned when u GET home


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more to come

[The Hag]

I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored].

[monkeyfightclub]

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I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored].

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Funniest post on this thread.

[stan ivey]

part 8 - our valiant hero tries to fight back

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<yvezaint> man u are pathetic
<yvezaint> is this waht u do all day
<yvezaint> threaten ppl over the internet
<yvezaint> like some nerd
<croz> yea i are mega-nerd
<croz> i wear glasses and suck at sports
<croz> wait neither is true
<croz> :\
<yvezaint> well u spend ur time online
<yvezaint> threatening ppl
<yvezaint> when they ban u from chat rooms
<yvezaint> soooo i cant think of anything more nerdier
<yvezaint> than that

<croz> nope
<croz> actually i barely ddos people any more last time was yesterday to drop everyone from #micronl so bots could actually get ops
<croz> but other than that had been like a month or more
<yvezaint> there, theres the proof u are a huge nerd haha


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part 9 - the great croz impresses me with his sick nasty myspace page

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<croz> BRO BRO BRO.... im a nice guy really. LOOK AT MY 31337 MYSPACE
<croz> and look through my friends
<yvezaint> " Major: Nursing"
<croz> see how many beautiful chicks i ACTUALLY know
<yvezaint> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha
<croz> yea ur right, u guys arent used to getting pussy
<croz> well at least from good lookin bitches


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part 10 - the great croz now explains why he is a wizard on efnet, and why he is so powerful

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<croz> but the great thing is
<croz> unlike real life where i do something and get in trouble, ie. beat ur ass
<croz> on the internet, so much funner and easier and harder to get in trouble!
<yvezaint> yes, the internet, where nerds like u rule
<yvezaint> the most feared wizard in all of efnet
<croz> not most feared, maybe at one time short time ago
<croz> now, hmmmm.... prolly xmage or another of my friends
<yvezaint> ahahaha are u even listening to urself
<croz> but i could make more bots if u want?
<croz> and take over the #1
<yvezaint> ahghahahahahahah
<yvezaint> i cant believe u nerds even have a ranking for this [censored]
<yvezaint> who has the most bots on irc

<croz> I used to have 100,000+
<croz> But Foonet got raided by the FBI
<croz> so I lost some IRCD's that i had bots hosted on
<yvezaint> i cant even tell if ur makin words up dude lmao

heres where i found out croz is a REAL WIZARD, much like harry potter

<croz> IRCD = Internet Relay Chat Daemon
<croz> its what you're connected to right now
<yvezaint> SICK
<yvezaint> so u wizards have daemons!??
<croz> not demons
<croz> DAEMON
<yvezaint> how many bots = a daemon??
<croz> an IRCD is what bots connect to if setup that way
<yvezaint> teach me more, great wizard
<croz> depending on the servers bandwidth u could have anywhere from 5,000 to 50,000+
<croz> You want some bots?
<yvezaint> o sick
<croz> It's actually pretty fun.

i ask him any question u would ask a wizard

<yvezaint> do u have dragons
<croz> When I used to attend UNF
<yvezaint> can u tame me a dragon
<croz> I would just take down the schools internet
<croz> so we couldn't have classes
<yvezaint> sick so did they have magic defences
<yvezaint> anti-wizard shields
<yvezaint> etc.
<croz> Hmmm kind of, called firewalls.
<yvezaint> O MAN u can control FIRE
<yvezaint> [censored]
<croz> But firewalls cant stop DDoS which is Distributed Denial of Service.
<croz> Because it floods the ports with too much information that it can't hold back, like a flood!
<yvezaint> is that like a lightning bolt
<yvezaint> o its like a flood
<yvezaint> so u wizards create water
<yvezaint> to extinguish
<yvezaint> the firewalls
<yvezaint> SICK strategy
<croz> Yea I like to think so.

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part 11 - here i found out where croz learned all this magic lore

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<croz> Kind of like Magic the Gathering I guess?
<croz> Anti-this, anti-that.
<croz> Casting spells.
<croz> That kind of [censored].
<yvezaint> ya bet u were a great magic the gathering player
<yvezaint> u must have rocked tons of wizards in ur day and age

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part 12 - now we delve deep into the wizarding community, blending the walls between irc and reality

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<yvezaint> so what do nerds do when they see other nerds
<yvezaint> do u get all defensive
<yvezaint> start ddosing each other and [censored]
<yvezaint> throw up firewalls in the air
<yvezaint> maybe summon a few daemons
<croz> Hmmm in real life?
<croz> Well I remember one time in CounterStrike at UNF's game room
<croz> I headshotted some dude and said HEADSHOT out loud.
<yvezaint> wow out loud
<croz> He got mad, I guess it was me being arrogant in a dumb game?
<croz> He pushed my chair.
<yvezaint> WHOA so did u ddos him back ???
<croz> I got up after he sat back down. And I downward slapped his face.
<yvezaint> how did u get past his firewall
<croz> Honestly I really don't know.
<croz> I don't know how it didn't repel me.
<yvezaint> this some sick nerd [censored] man, im learnin a lot
<yvezaint> so how does the nerd community
<yvezaint> deal w/all this
<yvezaint> nerd on nerd violence
<yvezaint> ddosing each other and [censored]
<croz> ummmm
<croz> Well people just get owned really.
<croz> We put backdoors on peoples computers, DDoS, format peoples computers for fun, etc.
<croz> lol that actually reminds me
<yvezaint> sounds like a good time
<croz> how funny would it be if i used some exploits on u guys
<yvezaint> u guys crack open some red bulls
<croz> and u guys lost all ur pokertracker information
<yvezaint> get together
<yvezaint> and start ddosing each others backdoors

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and finally, croz ends back on our original note - threatening us

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<croz> This is getting quite serious actually, thanks for reminding me.
<yvezaint> i dont even use pt anymore
<croz> I realize that maybe DDoS wont bother YOU.
<croz> But theres so much more I could do!
<croz> [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
<yvezaint> u are like
<yvezaint> a mega wizard
<yvezaint> of irc
<yvezaint> [censored] u are like
<yvezaint> i dunno
<yvezaint> like the voldemort of irc

<yvezaint> man uare so powerful
<croz> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...amp;btnG=Search
<croz> guess who contributed to that [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
<croz> yes yes
* croz points at himself.


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thus ended my correspondence with the great wizard of the realm of efnet, croz, known in our reality as "Ferando" who currently goes to florida gulf coast university for Nursing

[stan ivey]

msnl can only live in fear from now on, with the shadow of croz "Ferando" the wizard looming over us

[kinda]

<croz> I AM THE ABA OF MICROSTAKES

[stan ivey]

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I'm sure I will speak for numerous people when I say no-one gives a [censored] [censored] you dumb [censored].

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sorry but apparently u are new around here and do not know that i created bbv a long time ago

[ocdscale]

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People on IRC know him as EMP. EMP is a packet kiddie... but
he doesn't even have any skills... EMP BOUGHT HIS DOSNETS! During the
RPC.DCOM fiasco a script kiddie known as

"Crizoc"
(Aim Screen name=xXcrozXx)

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From the link.

[stabn]

The only retard we have to deal with in sstakes these days is kinda and he doesn't really threaten much [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. /jealous of the msnl nerdary.