***yankees official offseason thread*****

[anatta]

I asked my Balls, "what is the origin of this Yankees Suck?"

My balls said, "All things are known by us, but we teach only Yankees Suck and the liberation from Yankees Suck, and we teach only what is necessary for the penetration of this truth."

They continued, "How much hair is on this entire body", I said, "much my Lords". They said, "and how much hair is on the Balls?" I said, "very few my Lords".

"Just so! What we know is to be likened to the hairs on this body, but what is needed for liberation is like the knowledge of the hairs on these very Balls"

And with this, I rejoiced at the wisdom of the Great Ones.