Another Saturday...

findingneema · #1 05-06-2007, 07:08 PM

Background: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post10010892

Brag: Had a good time visiting with some family (free food and booze) down in San Jose.

Beat: Got back to SF late, too late to really go out for Cinco de Mayo.

Variance: Rubbed one out, was heading for bed.

Brag: Got call from girl I hooked up with a couple times (above thread) at 12:30am, wanting to hang out. She says she's coming over after she's done at the bar.

Beat: Finally gets to my house at 2:40.

Brag: She wants the sex immediately.

Beat: Gotta wear a jimmy, the last one I have for some reason.

Variance: Hooking up for a while, finally get tired, she's rough, rubs the condom off.

Brag: Re-energized, I SIIHP again with no hat. She enjoys this very much.

Beat: I grab a towel as a preemptive measure, she notices no jimmy hat, will not let me SIIHP again. We go to bed.

Brag: She wants it again in the morning (this girl likes getting sexed).

Beat: Still no jimmy, figure a game of "just the tip" will suffice. I manage to SIIHP a few times, but eventually her willpower is strong and no more sexytime.

Huge Brag: (see above post) She decides to slob my knob, and actually does a satisfactory job. Only one little instance of teeth.

Beat: Have you ever seen an Asian girl take the load in her mouth? I haven't.

Brag: That towel came in handy.

Cliff Notes: Girl I hooked up with a couple times won't let me SIIHP without a hat, but manages to pull off a decent BJ. Has she been sexing others in the last week?

Cumulonimbus · #2 05-06-2007, 07:35 PM

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LeatherFace · #3 05-06-2007, 07:37 PM

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pattyboy · #4 05-06-2007, 07:38 PM

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ASpiderMonkey · #5 05-06-2007, 07:38 PM

Lol. A+ story. I like how you called it a "hat"

pattyboy · #6 05-06-2007, 07:44 PM

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LeatherFace · #7 05-06-2007, 07:45 PM

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whipsaw · #8 05-06-2007, 07:50 PM

ban if no pics

Cumulonimbus · #9 05-06-2007, 07:50 PM

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findingneema · #10 05-06-2007, 07:50 PM

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If I posted "ban" after every one of your [censored] posts, pattyboy, I'd have to do it for 99 of them. Trust me, they all suck.