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Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT
So I was drunk last night and needed a piss on the way home. Being a good citizen I decided to bypass doorways and go against a tree behind a wall in a churchyard. Was pretty much finished and saw a car, finished up and walked on.
Beat: It was a police car. They stopped me, went to "inspect" what I was doing ( [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) and were going to write me a ticket and fine me. Brag: I talked them out of it, so I got my name taken and a warning instead. Saved £40 fine. Variance: Should havewalked up the alley next to the church and they wouldn't have caught me. And yes, I suck at MS Paint |
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