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  #121  
Old 11-07-2007, 09:05 PM
HensonLosesLots HensonLosesLots is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

if you eat mcdonalds and burger king for lunch and dinner you'll be fat in a month.. probably sooner

And die of clogged arteries with an aneurysm the size of your left nut before being able to shortstack 1k nl..

Best of luck though
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:13 PM
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german bbv is leaking :|
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:49 PM
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

the biggest beat in this thread is that it has over a 100 replies... and now i am also part of it...

... seriously. people should stop explaining to others that this guy is a total retard and better ignore him.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:40 PM
99killed 99killed is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

wake up 2pm-
grind til 8
burrito break chipotle or taco bell
grind til 11pm
get drunk at bar
eat drunk food
lose moniez playing drunk cards!

variance: half of the days i skip the bar.
brag/beat: work 1.5 days/wk as a bike messenger
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:52 PM
kemystery kemystery is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

[ QUOTE ]



Hugh Heffner also has more haters than a retarded cancer patient.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is seriously the worst analogy ever.
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:21 AM
Mark the muck Mark the muck is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

[ QUOTE ]
if you eat mcdonalds and burger king for lunch and dinner you'll be fat in a month.. probably sooner

And die of clogged arteries with an aneurysm the size of your left nut before being able to shortstack 1k nl..

Best of luck though

[/ QUOTE ]

my genetic must be really good,cause in fact,I eat this way since over 1o years now.

I am neither fat nor ill,ok, going stairs up is not the easiest thing for me,but hey,I am 24,not the youngest.
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  #127  
Old 11-08-2007, 09:03 AM
pinkis_4girls pinkis_4girls is offline
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PokerStars Game #13111652229: Tournament #66536672, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/08 - 07:56:08 (ET)
Table '66536672 2' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Reonharm (2640 in chips)
Seat 2: Giftpil$ (825 in chips)
Seat 3: firefox18 (1285 in chips)
Seat 4: tross1977 (2905 in chips)
Seat 5: were"izzy (1400 in chips)
Seat 6: DaChicken81 (1410 in chips)
Seat 7: xx HaZ (1615 in chips)
Seat 8: supaJOE (1420 in chips)
were"izzy: posts small blind 25
DaChicken81: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
xx HaZ: folds
supaJOE: calls 50
Reonharm: folds
Giftpil$: raises 150 to 200
firefox18: folds
tross1977: folds
were"izzy: folds
DaChicken81: calls 150
supaJOE: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [9h 8c 3s]
DaChicken81: checks
supaJOE: checks
Giftpil$: bets 200
DaChicken81: raises 1010 to 1210 and is all-in
supaJOE: folds
Giftpil$: calls 425 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9h 8c 3s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [9h 8c 3s 6d] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DaChicken81: shows [8h 4h] (a pair of Eights)
Giftpil$: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Giftpil$ collected 1875 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1875 | Rake 0
Board [9h 8c 3s 6d Qd]
Seat 1: Reonharm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Giftpil$ showed [Js Jc] and won (1875) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: firefox18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tross1977 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: were"izzy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: DaChicken81 (big blind) showed [8h 4h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 7: xx HaZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: supaJOE folded on the Flop
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:23 AM
pinkis_4girls pinkis_4girls is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

what did you have?

PokerStars Game #13111867913: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/11/08 - 08:22:15 (ET)
Table 'Qinghai' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: mondongo ($130.95 in chips)
Seat 2: trashman50 ($458.75 in chips)
Seat 3: highdro420 ($1099.40 in chips)
Seat 4: kobi1818 ($371.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Go$$ip ($644.40 in chips)
Seat 6: DaChicken81 ($97.75 in chips)
mondongo: posts small blind $3
trashman50: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
highdro420: folds
kobi1818: calls $6
Go$$ip: folds
DaChicken81: raises $18 to $24
mondongo: folds
trashman50: calls $18
kobi1818: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [2c 5d 8s]
trashman50: checks
kobi1818: checks
DaChicken81: bets $73.75 and is all-in
trashman50: calls $73.75
kobi1818: folds
*** TURN *** [2c 5d 8s] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [2c 5d 8s Kd] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trashman50: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
DaChicken81: mucks hand
trashman50 collected $219.50 from pot
DaChicken81 leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $222.50 | Rake $3
Board [2c 5d 8s Kd 2h]
Seat 1: mondongo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: trashman50 (big blind) showed [As Ah] and won ($219.50) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 3: highdro420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kobi1818 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Go$$ip folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DaChicken81 (button) mucked
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  #129  
Old 11-08-2007, 09:26 AM
Mark the muck Mark the muck is offline
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

jacks..

at the moment I am fed up with this rigged software.

always pp vs. pp
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:55 AM
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Default Re: brag or beat: my life

zomfg, rigged
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