Mom sends stripper to HS for 16th bday. Teacher lets her perform.

[bigmonkey]

We have mostly all seen this story in the off-topic, also-in-the-news sections rather than the public-outrage sections of the news, so it's not a big deal at all. These kids can see much more hardcore stuff than a woman in her underwear on the internet and TV anyway.

[Wilpro]

Something doesn't seem right. Why the hell would his mum be sending a 'gorilla' to his 16th birthday. You turn 16 in year11, the last thing you would want is a party in school, and a man in a gorilla turning up. I suspect the stripper was sent on purpose, and was probably totally out of it on coke.

[adsman]

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These kids can see much more hardcore stuff than a woman in her underwear on the internet and TV anyway.

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You reckon? It's one thing to see it on your laptop, it's another thing entirely to see it on your lap.

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mom of the year

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in all fairness lol she didnt ask for a stripper. cool story anyway.

Times Newspaper also = 100% true

[PWHerman]

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This story is being widely reported... and yet I can't believe that it is actually true... its just, how could a teacher allow a stripper to perform her routine in a high school classroom?... I can't really think of the word to describe the teacher's irresponsibility... oh wait, now I know the word I am looking for <u>awesome</u>.

Seriously though, its a shame but this teacher has to be fired.


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A stripper peeled off her clothes and whipped a 16-year-old student in front of his class, ensuring that the boy’s mother had achieved her aim of providing a birthday surprise he would never forget.

But it was not the surprise gift that she had intended when she booked a man dressed in a gorilla suit.

Arnold Hill School in Nottingham launched an inquiry yesterday into the bizarre sequence of events after the stripper performed a significant chunk of her routine before the shocked teacher intervened.

The teenager’s unsuspecting mother had asked an agency to provide her son with a birthday surprise, even getting his teacher to agree to film it on a phone.

But a stripper dressed as a police-woman turned up instead. A student who witnessed the routine said: “She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been ‘a very naughty boy’ because he hadn’t been doing his homework.

“Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on. No one could believe it. Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him sixteen times ? one for each year ? on the bottom with her whip.”

The stripper then stripped down to her bra and panties before inviting the student to rub cream on her ? at which point his shocked teacher finally stepped in.“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned and when the cream came out she told the stripper, ‘That’s it. That’s enough.’

“The boy just ran out, and the stripper very calmly put her things back in her bag and walked out of the room. No one has been suspended, but the teachers have just asked us all to keep quiet.”

A spokeswoman for the school said: “There was an incident, we are aware of it, and it is being dealt with.”

Nottinghamshire County Council confirmed that it was investigating the incident but police are not involved.

It is not known whether the stripper, who managed to evade the school’s security measures, was booked through an agency.


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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle2827738.ece

This story isn't actually true right? Think about all the things that had to happen: Mom books gorilla performer, principal oks gorilla performer, gorilla company gets confused and sends stripper, stripper gets to a highschool and thinks its okay to strip in the middle of class, teacher lets the whole thing happen...

have I been had? does it not matter if its true because its a great story anyway?

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The heart wants what the heart wants.

[tdarko]

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These kids can see much more hardcore stuff than a woman in her underwear on the internet and TV anyway.

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You keep browsing the net w/ your warm computer resting your crotch while the rest of the world shoots for a warm woman resting on their crotch.

EDIT: n/m adsman basically said the same thing.

[Madman Madman]

how disappointed he must have been to not be able to rub cream all over her, things were just warming up

[dalston]

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Is the british culture such that there is not outrage over this incident?


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Pretty much. The teacher hasn't been suspended and I doubt she'll face disciplinary action. It's too funny to get worked up over.

The US attitude to sex is really quite out there compared to the rest of the first world.

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Us Brits make a national pastime out of childishly giggling at anything with any sexual innuendo in it. It makes it impossible for anyone to take a story like this seriously. Which is a good thing.

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These kids can see much more hardcore stuff than a woman in her underwear on the internet and TV anyway.

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You keep browsing the net w/ your warm computer resting your crotch while the rest of the world shoots for a warm woman resting on their crotch.

EDIT: n/m adsman basically said the same thing.

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Wtf are you on about, stop misquoting me as in adding someone elses comment to my quote

[mrkilla]

"When the lotion came out the teacher had enough"

hahaha

Bra Panties strip teases = ok
whipping the boy around the class ridding him like a pony = ok
lotion rubbing of the [censored] = no wai

check!