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Old 09-08-2007, 09:17 AM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: Do you golf? Do you like your beverage cart girl?

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I just looked and in California you have to be 21 unless you are working in a "bonafide eating place" (restaurant). There's no chance its illegal to ask if you're 21 and you'll probably be carded before you start.

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Ya but see, this is why I'm kind of worried - what if them not carding me//asking me during the first interview means that I won't be serving alcohol (and therefore won't be getting good tips?) I guess I'll know on Monday

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i think this could be the beginning of a great porn adventure filled with dirty sex and bad golf jokes about cleaning balls, shafts, and hole-in-ones.

underage cart girl selling alcohol...

cart girl: would you gentleman like some beer or mixed drinks?

golfer #1: sure.....hey how old are you

cart girl: 18

golfer #2: you know its illegal for you to be selling that. you could get in a lot of trouble. see, im a DA and my buddy here is a state trooper.

cart girl: oh no! i had no idea. please, please i need this job to save up for a new place, my jerk landlord kicked me out!

golfer #1: maybe we can work something out

[commence Eiffel tower right on the green]


this is then followed by her boss finding out...doing her on desk. then she gets home and her landlord agrees to let her move back in...for a price.


fp, maybe you should call dominic and get something worked out.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:29 AM
JJoseph JJoseph is offline
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Default Re: Do you golf? Do you like your beverage cart girl?

Fluff,

Are you working at the Bridges?
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Old 09-09-2007, 09:23 AM
FocusedOne FocusedOne is offline
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Default Re: Do you golf? Do you like your beverage cart girl?

Skipped every response to this thread but my cart girl is sexy as [censored]. She is 90% of the reason we make most of our tee times there.
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:10 AM
firstyearclay firstyearclay is offline
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Default Re: Do you golf? Do you like your beverage cart girl?

Thread is amazing. You can honestly see that so many guys just need to get laid.

fyc
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:03 PM
wet work wet work is offline
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Default Re: Do you golf? Do you like your beverage cart girl?

I like it when they play with my 7 iron.
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