What is your poker dream ? LC - Just for fun.

[Toe-Knee]

God I'll stake you if you can guarantee getting that on TV. I'd go w/ one of the better ones from that thread though.

[Ignignokt]

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TWO GIRLS AT ONCE1!!!!11!!

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I'm with you, but it has to be a POKER dream, so the girls must be Jennifer Harman and Carmel Petresco.

My real dream is to play a live low-limit game and not feel deep pity for almost half the people at the table. I'm a simple man.

[V4P]

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My real dream is to play a live low-limit game and not feel deep pity for almost half the people at the table. I'm a simple man.

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hahaha...truth

[Buzz-cp]

this seems reachable

[VickreyAuction]

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I have a recurring dream in which I LOSE the WSOP ME to Phil Hellmuth when he rivers a royal flush to beat my quad-aces. Then I say "if it weren't for luck I'd win every one" and punch him in the face.

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hahahahaha

[detruncate]

My poker dream? I always seem to have about 12 cards and know I should be able to make at least 2 hands that beat any of my opponents' offerings but can't seem to figure it out.

Gah. I feel more naked than that time I... well, nevermind.

[marchron]

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this seems reachable

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Dreaming of winning that Ladies' Hold'em biuy-in?? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[SixT4]

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make enough so im not in debt after college

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This is my goal/dream too. I want to be able to fund university with poker. I need to win about £20,000 then [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[marchron]

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God I'll stake you if you can guarantee getting that on TV. I'd go w/ one of the better ones from that thread though.

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There'd be no way I could guarantee that, though. They'd almost certainly be able to edit it out. If I remember right, in last year's broadcast ESPN only showed profanity in three instances:

1. the 90-year old guy (that was just funny)
2. the annoying British prick in the stank-ass Beckham jersey (but making that much of a horse's ass out of myself would negate the cool factor of saying "SOAMFP")
3. Mike Matusow: important for his "character development."

So I'd probably have to be at the featured table, wait for a big important all-in clash between two big stacks or pros, and slip it in just as they're dealing the river card, assuming it's still relevant and neither player is drawing dead. That'd be an inconceivable parlay, and even then I'd probably have to do something else of importance for them to even mention it was me.

I can still dream, though, and if you still wanna offer a stake, I'll take it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Marquis]

Mine involves Shana Hiatt.