Staff Memo...WTF?!?

[Knightsridge]

I teach history and politics at a secondary school. (junior high and high school combined).

I just got a memo from the school office which all staff were to read.

It asked all staff to be on the lookout for students eating oranges in the school or on school property.

Why oranges you ask?

Because apparently kids at the school have begun injecting oranges with vodka and are getting piss drunk between classes and at lunch by eating them.

I am only 25 so I am not far removed from a time when alcohol was not allowed. That being said, I can never remember anyone I know or heard of doing this.

Has anyone?

[thrasher789]

hahaha no I've definatly never heard of that, that's gnarly/rediculous

though this would probably belong better in BBV4L

[stinky pete39]

We used dump vodka into a watermelon, but I guess it'd be tuff to eat between classes.

[thrasher789]

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naw, just carry it around in your back pack and break off a peiece whenever the teacher isn't looking

[kylephilly]

I drank during a class or two of college on a late Thursday night in order to pregame, who cares?

[boohaa12]

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I drank during a class or two of college on a late Thursday night in order to pregame, who cares?

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the kids are 12-15 is sounds like from OP. . . .
There is a difference then being like 18-22 in college....

[Off Duty]

I've seen the 'loaded orange' trick before. A 3/10 girl tried to get me to eat one. It was a little too 'juicy' so I took a pass. In more ways than one.

[x] Do Not Want

[Landlord79]

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[Parsy]

i went to school in stoke so all we injected was smack

[prodonkey]

how much vodka will actually go into an orange.. I mean I know I'm an alcoholic and can drink a bottle of vodka by myself, but I can't imagine you can get enough in there to get drunk.