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Old 08-06-2007, 12:52 AM
HotPockets HotPockets is offline
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Let me preface this by saying that I've never posted in this forum before but i have to get this off my chest. I'm sure this is rather standard for most of you. The following took place at Borgata 1/2NL on Sunday at like 11. Not sure if any of you guys were there or not.

Background: Been shortstacking the table for a while and built my $60 into about $200 or so. The table is incredibly juicy with no really solid players and a lot of calling stations. Recently this dude with no legs and no use of his arms rolls up to the table and buys in for about $300. He's been raising every hand for about 6 in a row or so and c-betting for about 40 bucks regardless of board texture or number of callers. He's up like 50 bucks or so when this hand takes place.
Me- $200
wheelchair-$300
cletus- aprox. $160
slingblade - $300ish
wheelchair opens for 10 in EMP
two calls by people who have no idea what they're doing. (lets call them cletus and slingblade)
I look down at A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] in the small blind. I call as well and we go four to the flop
Flop: A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I check, wheelchair bets forty, and cletus and slingblade call.
I push for $190 or so. Wheelchair insta calls. Cletus says outloud "i know i'm behind but there's too much money in the pot." He calls his last $150. Slingblade thinks for a little while and counts out chips and restacks them a bunch of times. He calls, leaving about $90 behind.
Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
wheelchair checks, slingblade checks
river:5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
wheelchair checks, slingblade pushes, wheelchair calls.

I flip my two pair, wheelchair shows QJ and mucks, cletus shows J2 and slingblade shows 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Now i never, EVER lose my temper at the table and pride myself on not tilting, but this was the closest i have ever come to snapping and wishing Aids on someone. Someone post some alba pics before i jump off a cliff.
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:54 AM
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Default Re: tards at borgata

wtf is the problem just reload and take their moneys
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:57 AM
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Default Re: tards at borgata

lol "guys the game was incredibly juicy so I was shortstacking 1/2NL"
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:57 AM
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lol lieutenantdanaments
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:57 AM
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Default Re: tards at borgata

[ QUOTE ]
The table is incredibly juicy with no really solid players and a lot of calling stations.....


Been shortstacking the table

[/ QUOTE ]

does not compute

edit: too slow
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:57 AM
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how did wheel chair bet etc
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Old 08-06-2007, 12:58 AM
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hot pockets!!
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:11 AM
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lololololol so typical Borgata
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:31 AM
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backdoor gutshot
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:35 AM
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Default Re: tards at borgata

this thread sucks
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