i dropped out of high school today

[piiop]

I guess that's an ok FYP, but giving him a di[/i]ckslap doesn't really show how awesome he is as a poker player. Maybe if he had like Phil Hellmuth tatooed on his nuts it would work.

[Uncle Grumpy]

The world needs ditch diggers too.

[chesspain]

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The world needs ditch diggers too.

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My father never liked you.

[Fitz]

With your attitude, I'm sure you are solidly on your path to fulfill your destiny.

Best Wishes,

Fitz

[Frills]

Natty Light and white tank-tops just went on sale at Walmart...stock up, you'll be using both for a very long time pondering your decision.

[tpir]

There is no way this happened.

You probably had a dream about most of this and woke up in the principal's office waiting for your auntie to come pick you up in a nice big mini-van. Either that or you are a piece of white trash and they just put you in the dumpster out back where you tried to turn some old happy meal boxes into a deck of cards and play the rat heads-up for a nibble of cheese.

One or the other.

[URMeowed]

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i could take a class in massage and do that.

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Add that to the tips you'll get from massages with happy endings.

Meow.

[Grisgra]

[ QUOTE ]
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I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.



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A+

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[zabt]

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I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this supposed to be a classy exit? Surely you could have engaged this teacher in an intellectual fashion rather than stormed out of the room like a two year-old.

[Groty]

Thanks for sharing the first draft of your initial assignment in Mrs. Baxter's creative writing class.

One or two minor tweaks and it will be good to go.