TY 2p2

Inchoateposter · #1 07-08-2006, 12:50 AM

After years of posting at this site, I wanted to thank all the people who have contributed so heartily to my break even record.

As a special treat, for those who have followed my strategical devisements with impecunious resultatements, I give you these invalube lessons, for free:

Party Poker ($5/$10 limit). Hand converted by Check Raised hand converter

HERO ($59.40) [

] (MP)
CO ($365.00) (CO)
BTN ($149.76) (BTN)
SB ($623.00) (SB)
BB ($280.06) (BB)
UTG ($153.23) (UTG)

Preflop (6 players):
UTG 3 bets.
HERO calls [5.4:1].
3 folds.
BB calls [6.4:1].

Flop (6.4 small bets ($32) in pot, 3 players):

BB checks.
UTG bets.
HERO 2 bets.
BB folds [4.7:1].
UTG calls [10.4:1].

Turn (5.2 bets ($52) in pot, 2 players):

UTG bets.
HERO 2 bets.
UTG calls [9.2:1].

River (9.2 bets ($92) in pot, 2 players):

UTG checks.
HERO bets.
UTG calls [11.2:1].

Summary:

HERO has Two pair, Queens and Sevens [

] and won $109.00 (10.9bb)

UTG has a pair of Aces [

]

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Party Poker ($5/$10 limit). Hand converted by Check Raised hand converter

HERO ($150.40) [

] (BB)
UTG ($383.00) (UTG)
BTN ($185.26) (BTN)
[seat4] ($180.06) (SB)

Preflop (4 players):
2 folds.
[seat4] 2 bets.
HERO calls [4:1].

Flop (4 small bets ($20) in pot, 2 players):

[seat4] bets.
HERO calls [6:1].

Turn (3 bets ($30) in pot, 2 players):

[seat4] bets.
HERO 2 bets.
[seat4] folds [6:1].

Summary:

HERO has High card. [

] and won $58.00 (5.8bb)

Gary Stevenson · #2 07-08-2006, 03:23 AM

limit hands are so boring
*yawn*

Inchoateposter · #3 07-08-2006, 03:29 AM

***** Hand History for Game 4679289390 *****
0/0 Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) - Fri Jul 07 23:08:29 EDT 2006
Table Table 107917 (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 1: Kwazaar ( $24.75)
Seat 4: C122370B ( $16.33)
Seat 5: Falundir ( $19.90)
Seat 6: divit_duffer ( $11.25)
divit_duffer posts small blind (0.10)
Kwazaar posts big blind (0.25)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Kwazaar [ 9d, As ]
C122370B folds.
Falundir folds.
divit_duffer calls (0.15)
Kwazaar raises (0.75) to 1
divit_duffer calls (0.75)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 7h, Qs, Jh ]
divit_duffer checks.
Kwazaar bets (2)
divit_duffer calls (2)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 5s ]
divit_duffer checks.
Kwazaar bets (5)
divit_duffer folds.
** Summary **
Main Pot: $10.70 | Rake: $0.30
Board: [ 7h Qs Jh 5s ]

Kwazaar balance $27.450000000000, bet $8, collected $10.70, net +$2.70
masterkoens balance $6, sits out
C122370B balance $16.33, didn't bet (folded)
Falundir balance $19.90, didn't bet (folded)
divit_duffer balance $8.25, lost $3 (folded)

FOLDED FOLDED FOLDED

At least in limit we always get to see what four or five of them had.

Gary Stevenson · #4 07-08-2006, 04:21 AM

who cares what they had... you won the pot

waffle · #5 07-08-2006, 12:09 PM

Hand 1 - UTG Open 3bet, wtf?

Hand 2 - Someone did this to me once and showed. I am spending the rest of my poker career spewing chips to make sure this never, ever happens again