New girl rating system and getting beaten up by a girl

[Larry David]

A few buddies of mine have been experimenting with a new girl rating system. It is simple and perfect. The scale is as follows:

0- You wouldn't
1- You would

It's been good in bars for pointing out people to one another before striking.

Just do not let the girl know. One of my buddies had a few too many drinks last night. He has a girlfriend and was just out to have fun at the bars and make an ass of himself. He did too good a job.

We were talking to a really drunk guy and a girl upstairs and on the balcony outside of the bar. When they go away my buddy walks up to her and says, "On a scale from zero to one, you're a one." Before anyone could react she lashes at him swinging at will and jacks him in the face. All the meanwhile she is screaming and everyone is staring at us. "COME ON FIGHT ME LIKE I'M A GUY, BITCH, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS."

The guy she was with got pretty damn hostile and it was time to leave. Girls are crazy. The best part is, the whole night we were wondering how long it was going to take for him to get his ass kicked because of the way he was acting. Lucky for him it was a 115 lb girl instead of a guy.

[guids]

This is the system I adopted about 5 years go, works for me.

[snagglepuss]

larry,

if you spent more time in oot you would know this rating system is old hat and widely adopted by many.

some have expanded it to be a tertiary system. with 0 being no way in hell. 1 being bangable while drunk. and a 2 bangable while sober.

[Larry David]

I understand it's probably been widely used, I'm just thinking that for most guys, especially OOT guys, it is easier to only use this sytem to get through life. But who knows, I'm just happy my buddy got punched by a girl. I guess the system was more of a prelude to the story.

[stinkypete]

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some have expanded it to be a tertiary system. with 0 being no way in hell. 1 being bangable while drunk. and a 2 bangable while sober.

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ternary, fool.

[Forbin]

We used a 1 or 2 system since college (early 90's). Same basic definition, 2=Yes, 1=No. That allowed us to use 0 for guys. So if you saw a really questionable person, you could ask, "Is that a 0 or a 1?"

[snagglepuss]

thank ya pete. i always write out tertiary when i mean ternary. and speaking out loud i always say ternary when tertiary is correct. im an idiot.

[neuroman]

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thank ya pete. i always write out tertiary when i mean ternary. and speaking out loud i always say ternary when tertiary is correct. im an idiot.

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For real. Who can't get those two terms straight? Ysscky.