BRAG: I am a monster

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Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in. I managed to get headsup with a fish who was running super hot. He was already shortstacked during first orbit but got extremely lucky and started busting monsters hitting every river like a god. Also his T4o was obviously better hand than 3rd place finishers aces. Even though he was running superhot he seemed to be in some kind of endless supertilt since he was flooding in the chat like those agents in movies who type 1000+ letters per minute with one hand and almost every sentence included the word "fish".

I still had the chiplead of like 2:1 when we went headsup but then again he kept hitting every draw and soon it was like 2:1 to his favor. He won a big pot with against my AK when we went all-in on the K high flop and he rivered two pair with his K5o and he said i was fish for overplaying AK.

<villain> fish
<villain> lol stupid
<villain> that what u get for over play ace king
<hero> i know, teach me more pls

Then after playing like ages against him and stacks going round and round the blinds were getting bigger and it was more like a preflop lottery, the structure was turbo anyways. He got a huge lead with his QJ being better than my KQ but I managed to win few coinflips and now the stacks were about 1:1 with me having a slight advantage. This happened:

400/800 - No Limit Hold'em

Seat 1: Hero (7,675)
Seat 2: Villain (7,325)
Hero posts the small blind of 400
Villain posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8d Ad]
Hero raises to 2100
Villain raises 4500
Hero raises to 7275 and is all-in
Villain calls 2025 and is all-in

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Hero shows 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Villain shows A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

<Villain> fish
<Hero> i smell 8 coming
<Villain> ty for money fish

*** FLOP *** [ 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ]

<Hero> its coming

*** TURN *** [ 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ] [ Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]

<Villain> hahahaha i win fish

*** RIVER *** [ 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ] [ 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ]

<Hero> BOOM

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero shows [8d Ad] a pair of Eights
Villain shows [As 9c] high card, Ace
Hero wins the pot (15000) with a pair of Eights

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15000 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 4d 2s Qh 8s]
Seat 1: Hero (small blind) showed [Ad 8d] - a pair of Eights
Seat 2: Villain showed [As 9c] - high card, Ace

After that he was silent for like 10 seconds and then the chat started flooding of his comments:

<Villain> no
<Hero> didnt i say that 8 comes?
<Hero> i was telling the truth, honestly!
<Villain> you are a monster
<Hero> that what u get for over play ace nine
<Villain> thats horrible
<Villain> monster
<Villain> fkc
<Villain> youre monster
<Hero> lol
<Hero> kthxbye

Brag: i am a monster
Beat: $5 sit n go
Variance: i dont know if its good to be a monster?

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[x] 5$

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FYP you smartass

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Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in.

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Youre on my black list.

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saw how long the post was and stopped reading here

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Youre on my black list.

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racist imo

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Youre on my black list.

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racist imo

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Youre fat and your breath smells bad.

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saw how long the post was and stopped reading here

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Youre on my black list.

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racist imo

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Youre fat and your breath smells bad.

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HAHA i like it, short sweet and to the point.

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Okay so I played a 10 man sit n go at ongame with a $5 buy-in.

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saw how long the post was and stopped reading here

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Youre on my black list.

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racist imo

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Youre fat and your breath smells bad.

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weightist and breathist imo