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Old 08-08-2007, 06:30 PM
EmpireMaker2 EmpireMaker2 is offline
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WHAT THE [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] MOTHER [censored] I CAN NOT HIT ONE FLUSH DRAW COMBO DRAW OF [censored] MEASLEY 50/50. I HAVE [censored] TRIED PLAYING LAG TAG AND EVEN [censored] SLAG. THIS IS THE LONGEST DS IN POKER HISTORY, NOW [censored] HITTING 5 MONTHS......SUCK A [censored] 2+2 NONE OF YOU [censored] LAGTARS KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER U JUST [censored] KNOW HOW TO RUN GOOD
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:30 PM
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lol
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:31 PM
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But how much did you lose?
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:31 PM
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:32 PM
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Default Re: Beat I can\'t win

[ ] Thread delivers
[ ] EM2 Posted a graph
[X] Thread will be over 2 pages long pretty soon
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:32 PM
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400k
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:33 PM
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lol, and how much u have left?
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:34 PM
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Remember when you made fun of 1/2 players in that vid. That was funny.
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:34 PM
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Old 08-08-2007, 06:34 PM
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Damnit how did this not work

PokerStars Game #11382256597: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/08 - 18:15:22 (ET)
Table 'Liguria' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: lifang ($1239 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1006 in chips)
Seat 3: jackeck44 ($650 in chips)
Seat 4: tonoavail ($1010 in chips)
Seat 5: Nvanexel ($975 in chips)
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 ($1209 in chips)
Nvanexel: posts small blind $5
EmpireMaker2: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EmpireMaker2 [7d 7c]
lifang: raises $20 to $30
Sauce123: folds
jackeck44: calls $30
tonoavail: raises $100 to $130
Nvanexel: folds
EmpireMaker2: calls $120
lifang: calls $100
jackeck44: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6h 6s]
EmpireMaker2: checks
lifang: checks
tonoavail: checks
*** TURN *** [Jh 6h 6s] [Ah]
EmpireMaker2: bets $220
lifang: calls $220
tonoavail: calls $220
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6h 6s Ah] [8c]
EmpireMaker2: bets $859 and is all-in
lifang: calls $859
tonoavail: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
EmpireMaker2: shows [7d 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
lifang: shows [8h Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
lifang collected $2800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2803 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 6h 6s Ah 8c]
Seat 1: lifang showed [8h Kh] and won ($2800) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Sauce123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jackeck44 folded before Flop
Seat 4: tonoavail (button) folded on the River
Seat 5: Nvanexel (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes

PS IN STILL DA ILLEST
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