Lamest fortune ever - Page 2

Peter Harris · #11 03-29-2007, 08:47 PM

stick with your wife

ipot · #12 03-29-2007, 08:47 PM

the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.

does that mean i have no future?

kyleb · #13 03-29-2007, 08:51 PM

My friend got one that said: "Order takeout soon; you will be hungry."

AquaSwing · #14 03-29-2007, 09:01 PM

There's only one fortune that I consider valid.

"You are going to die."

Jiggymike · #15 03-29-2007, 09:24 PM

Has anyone ever gotten this fortune: "You enjoy gambling, horse racing, and (can't remember the other thing, but something awesome) but not in excess."? I saved it for a while bu tnow it appears to be gone.

Best. Fortune. Ever.

WilliamLowe · #16 03-29-2007, 09:27 PM

I got the "Don't Panic" one once as well. I had it taped to my old monitor.

Cubswin · #17 03-29-2007, 09:39 PM

"That was not chicken"

gilper · #18 03-29-2007, 09:50 PM

"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written

React1oN · #19 03-29-2007, 10:04 PM

"You will fly some day"

React1oN · #20 03-29-2007, 10:05 PM

[ QUOTE ]
"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written

[/ QUOTE ]i lold'

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