Brag: Crazy Partay

[PugsMcGee]

So last night I was at this Halloween party. I go in the back yard to get some fresh air/piss, and I see a group of about five 25 year old chicks next door sitting on their porch. I start pissing, and being drunk, start whistling also. They whistle back and say that I should come over. So, obv, I did. I jump the fence, and bust my [censored] on the way over, and start bleeding, but I wasn't going to let a little blood stop me. I walk up to the porch to see what's up, and I find out that they are having a sex toy party. Basically, it was my lucky night, and probably the greatest night I'll ever have in my life.

Brag: Orgy
Beat: Probably an STD or 2
Variance: Child on the way?

[plzleenowhammy]

im not convinced

[MyironThumb]

pics or BAN
(plz pics)

[PugsMcGee]

sorry no pics

it's my bad that in the middle of thrusting i didn't say "Wait! BBV will wants pics!"

[Keyser.]

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So last night I was at this Halloween party. I go in the back yard to get some fresh air/piss, and I see a group of about five 25 year old chicks next door sitting on their porch. I start pissing, and being drunk, start whistling also. They whistle back and say that I should come over. So, obv, I did. I jump the fence, and bust my [censored] on the way over, and start bleeding, but I wasn't going to let a little blood stop me. I walk up to the porch to see what's up, and I find out that they are having a sex toy party. Basically, it was my lucky night, and probably the greatest night I'll ever have in my life.


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I believe this is the part in which you begin lying.

[JSmith2007]

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im not convinced

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[skillgambler]

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So last night I was at this Halloween party. I go in the back yard to get some fresh air/piss, and I see a group of about five 25 year old chicks next door sitting on their porch. I start pissing, and being drunk, start whistling also. They whistle back and say that I should come over. So, obv, I did. I jump the fence, and bust my [censored] on the way over, and start bleeding, but I wasn't going to let a little blood stop me. I walk up to the porch to see what's up, and I find out that they are having a sex toy party. Basically, it was my lucky night, and probably the greatest night I'll ever have in my life.


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I believe this is the part in which you begin lying.

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fyp

[PugsMcGee]

no lie, honest truth.

but, call it a lie, could care less. Just wanted to brag bout my night last night.

[luvetoholdem]

Highly doubt it.

[furyshade]

beat: thought title read "crazy parlay"
variance: if this thread were about you winning a 14 team parlay it would be more believable