My day of live poker (crazy lady and Chinese poker w/ Captain Tom)

[JP OSU]

My [censored] God, I don't know where to start tl;dr etc... So today I decided to head down to my local Cherokee Casino in Tulsa OK where the Scotty Nguyen Poker Challenge IV is going on...

There was a mega satellite at 11 am for the 5k main event tomorrow that I got in... W/ 30 left and 10 getting seats, Average was about 17k w/ blinds at 800/1600, I had 25k...

Old guy who is not quite the standard live nit makes it 5k in MP, I try to convince myself to fold TT but push and run into KK, gg me...

I then opt for a 500 SNG to the main... I make a last longer bet w/ Brandon Cantu, then on the 6th hand or so I look down at AA UTG, raise to 200, Red haired lady in her early 40's(hereafter referred to as crazy bitch) makes it 600... I shove for 3800... She thinks for about 15 seconds before calling w/................................... J9o... Flop JJ7 and there ya go...

I am so tilted and bewildered by this that I decide to sit in the 5/10/25 PLO game...But it doesn't start it up right away so I wonder over to a $100 a point Chinese poker game including none other than Captain "POB" Tom Franklin, as well as Tex Barch... Scotty Nguyen and TJ Cloutier stop by for a while and eventually Amnon Filipi joins us...

I am pretty bad at Chinese, even though it's mostly luck and have never played it for more than 10 bucks a point... I get stuck about 7k and then manage to finally get almost unstuck thanks to a straight flush, Q's full and trips on one hand... and the game breaks... I managed to make a POB reference but only got a slight annoyed chuckle from the captain...

I see an open seat at 5/10 NL and figure I might as well hang out a little longer... First Hand I get bluffed by a live nit who I've never seen bluff in his life... Then who comes and sits down but crazy bitch... she buys in for 500, and wins a couple of hands immediately... I am on hardcore tilt and make it 50 w/ K7hh and get like 4 callers... Flop comes A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Well I bet like 130 and she moves in for like 600... I don't even care about odds I am just so tilted and want to bust her so bad... I call and the board runs out 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]... I throw my hands up and look at her signifying I have missed... She says "you really don't have anything??" and at this point I am starting to think that my K hi is goot... When she flips over the 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and starts freaking out like an idiot... I am absolutely speechless and incredulous at these two beats that she has put on me... It wasn't even the money, it was just the absurd ridiculousness of the hands...

I decide to get up, that it is obviously not my day and head to the cashier... She also immediately racks up following this hand...

Anywhoo, on my way out of the room, she intercepts me and insists that I give her a hug and that she is sorry... She then begins to tell me how she wants to be my girlfriend and we should go somewhere... She puts her hands in my hoodie (which btw had many thousands of dollars in it) which I swiftly removed, she basically got all up on me rubbing and stuff, She actually wasn't that bad looking for an older lady but I would be too afraid that she would rob me or shank me or something... She kept asking me where I was going, why I had to leave, "we should go to the movies"... etc... Weird thing was she didn't even seem drunk...

I keep trying to get rid of her and she has basically pinned me against the wall, I finally say that I'll be there tomorrow for the 5k and I'll see her then... She then asks me if I will PUT HER IN THE TOURNAMENT, LOFL... I tell her no because she might be the worst poker player I've ever seen... She must now know why so I let her in on the secret that J9 is not the best hand to call Allins w/ "I won didn't I"... "It's my favorite hand, I always play it, I always play 64 also cuz thats the year I was born (lol)... I finally manage to get rid of her and make the long journey home...

I am without words...

Tally for the day

MEGASAT -$550
STT -$550
lAST LONGER -$200
CHINESE POKER -$900
5/10 NL -$15OO

TOTAL -$3700

[Poopy_Pants]

WOW. DIRTY

[holdme]

lol wtf

[holdme]

ps im still conclusively better than you at hu horse sngs

[JP OSU]

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ps im still conclusively better than you at hu horse sngs

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[JP OSU]

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ps im still conclusively better than you at hu horse sngs

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Also I deserve a rematch bitch...

[dlorc]

OP, was crazy asian lady confusing you for barry?

[Donkey-Milker]

did the crazy lady still have on her the money she won from you?

if so... pretend to like her... then rob. then run.

but i'm kind of assuming she lost it...

[holdme]

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ps im still conclusively better than you at hu horse sngs

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Also I deserve a rematch bitch...

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lol not now dude im gonna head out

[fartman77]

she put her hand in your hoody? lol is this common? she must have known you had put money in it, otherwise that is just creepy.