Self pleasurement for money, yo

[eurythmech]

Was having a few beers with some friends the other day, naturally a set of interesting topics surface.
The one that left most of us curious, though (I think), was the one regarding the coagulation of human semen. I think it's called coagulation? Like, what happens when you fry an egg.

What happens when you fry or boil semen? My theory was that boiling it would make it into little balls or droplets, while frying it would probably make it curl up into strands of erotic spaghetti.

Anyways, I have a flat mate so I have to share my kitchen ware with someone, or I'd get right on to this, of course.

Would anyone be willing to unload in a blazing hot frying pan, take a picture and earn $25? Stars transfer only.

[furyshade]

putting your genitals next to super-heated metal, this can only end well

[Kirbynator]

ygos

[Pontuan21]

$25 isn't enough. I'd have to throw away said frying pan and buy a new one.

[eurythmech]

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$25 isn't enough. I'd have to throw away said frying pan and buy a new one.

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Nit!

[gravycakes]

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$25 isn't enough. I'd have to throw away said frying pan and buy a new one.

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Consider it a cheaper replacemnt of said butter you use to oil it.

[kyleparks]

if i had a camera i would do this in a second... then flipz till robusto /obv

[ebepse]

i would do this for 50

[T.J. Combo]

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i would do this and eat it for 50k

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[eurythmech]

Right, price is still $25.
$150 if you upload a second picture with the item in question hanging out from the side of your mouth.
Good idea TJ!