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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
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[ QUOTE ] i think you should post this in oot. ive heard the problem is very common there [/ QUOTE ] EDF surely? Wait, what? It doesn't mean 'Erectile Dysfunction Forum'? [/ QUOTE ] lol nice 1 |
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
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[ QUOTE ] i think you should post this in oot. ive heard the problem is very common there [/ QUOTE ] EDF surely? Wait, what? It doesn't mean 'Erectile Dysfunction Forum'? [/ QUOTE ] For a man who is 'married with children' you sure have mantained your sense of humour very nicely. congrats, sir! |
#23
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
Swallow some zinc pills before you go to sleep.
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
possibly a brag.
Sometimes i wish i didnt get morning glory coz when i wake up in the mornings i have to put pants on so housemates dont see my whopping 12inch bulging out when i walk to the shower. |
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
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possibly a brag. Sometimes i wish i didnt get morning glory coz when i wake up in the mornings i have to put pants on so housemates dont see my whopping 12inch bulging out when i walk to the shower. [/ QUOTE ] I have the same problem; only mine is limp,,, yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! |
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
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[ QUOTE ] yes, 700 lbs. are u retarded? it burns when u pee if u have an infection duh. [/ QUOTE ] hey, sorry my question may have seemed abit harsh. I was just kidding because in another thread you wrote something like 'thats what I eat everday' in response to a 100$ station munchies pick up. No, not retarded. I didnt know all bladder infections cause noticable pain. [/ QUOTE ] Not sure if they all cause pain, I've had one that did.. the girls I have dated that have ever had them knew they had it. So just going by experience. |
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[ QUOTE ] When I was 14/15 I would wake up to a boner every morning and would proceed to bash off as to wake myself up. Now I NEVER EVER wake up to one. I reckon this is a pretty bad beat; but is it normal? [/ QUOTE ] Just to be clear, is the boner in question yours or someone elses? [/ QUOTE ] OROFLLFL |
#28
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
ROFL
RE: OP It depends on so much sh*t, i.e. how much exercise you're getting, how active you are generally, what you're thinking about all day, whether you're dreaming, what you're eating, whether you're getting teh regular nook, how much you jack it off otherwise. i hate morning wank, it's so ungratifying. |
#29
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
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either you're not ever waking up during REM sleep anymore or your penis no longer functions it's probably the latter sorry [/ QUOTE ] you don't have a bone during regular sleep, just REM? |
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Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
last night i had a dream that i died, then i woke up. then i had a dream that i won a pga tour event. then i woke up to find out i only got 10th [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]. then i woke up again to find out i was 2 dreams deep. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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