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View Poll Results: which fruit do you play cards like?
apple 0 0%
banana 0 0%
peach 0 0%
strawberry 0 0%
tomato 1 2.27%
eggfruit 1 2.27%
pineapple 5 11.36%
cantaloupe 0 0%
watermelon 0 0%
raspberry 1 2.27%
blueberry 2 4.55%
blackberry 2 4.55%
cherry 0 0%
plum 1 2.27%
lingonberry 0 0%
cranberry 1 2.27%
mango 0 0%
pear 0 0%
kiwi 1 2.27%
lime 2 4.55%
nannyberry 3 6.82%
clementine 3 6.82%
tangerine 0 0%
pomegranate 2 4.55%
papaya 0 0%
huckleberry 2 4.55%
fig 3 6.82%
lemon 6 13.64%
dragon fruit 6 13.64%
avocado 2 4.55%
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:51 PM
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Wow. Stop thinking like that. I don't even buy a drink for a girl if I don't know her and do very well for myself. Definitely have had a huge share of nights where I spent nothing and ended up closing.

Maybe stop w/ the all women are goldiggers attitude and you might start having some fun w/ them.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:56 PM
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why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

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Ya but you can pay hookers for other things, like reception work.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:00 PM
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I thought that's what we paid illegal immigrants for.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:05 PM
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Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

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You suck at life.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:08 PM
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does it count if ur in a foreign country?
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:10 PM
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does it count if ur in a foreign country?

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yes
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:13 PM
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Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

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Hahaha who let Tom Leykis get a 2+2 account?
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:18 PM
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Im going to say this one time. ALL women are whores. ALL men pay for sex. If you take a girl to dinner and a movie and get laid after you PAID for dinner and a movie. It is very rare that you will get sex with out paying for it. Only happened to me with one girl (probably the reason I ended up liking her so much).

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Hahaha who let Tom Leykis get a 2+2 account?

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He was only going to say it once but people keep quoting it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Just because it's not true generally doesn't mean it's not true for him specifically what with self-fulfilling prophecies and all. But how to explain the one time he got it for free [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:22 PM
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why do you need the word 'hooker' in there? if you pay someone for sex they can't not be a hooker afterwards.

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Well, he just wanted to be clear because pretty much every girl out there is sucking her man's wallet dry in exchange for sex. Do you honestly think I'd continue to pay for 80% of the bills if my girl wasn't "giving it up", so to speak? That is the plight of most men, even those that are married. Most all women are exchanging sex for some form of monatary benefits. When was the last time you saw a hobo who gets lots of good ass?!? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hahaha it's a disease [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:25 PM
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Wow. Stop thinking like that. I don't even buy a drink for a girl if I don't know her and do very well for myself. Definitely have had a huge share of nights where I spent nothing and ended up closing.

Maybe stop w/ the all women are goldiggers attitude and you might start having some fun w/ them.

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Oh, you're talking about just getting laid. That's EASY to do without putting out any cash, but if you want a "lasting relationship", all girls will take a guy with $$ over one that's busto, even if the busto one is "hot" (he's the one they just sleep with while they're "dating"). Meanwhile, all other things being equal, guys will take a chick who's a 9 or a 10 that's busto any day over a 5 who can afford to pay half the bills.

Sometimes if they have TERRIBLE self esteem you can get them into lasting relationships with lots of ass kissing about how pretty they are and by making them feel super sexy... c'mon dude, what'd ya expect? it's BBV... BOO-YAH! Bring on the childish yet hilarious responses!!
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