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Old 10-08-2007, 05:32 AM
DblBarrelJ DblBarrelJ is offline
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I think I'll wait around the same spot tonight and see what happens! If no one comes around I can assume they probably weren't whores, right?

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If you're gonna go hang out on a corner, just make sure no one mistakes you for a whore.

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So, possibly if I had gone with those chicks, banged them... they would have ended up paying me having mistaken me for the prostitute and me them? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Like my father always said:

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The day will come when you'll bang the hell out of some girl, and she'll offer to pay you. Whatever you do, never accept the first offer....

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Old 10-08-2007, 06:39 AM
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[x] avoided the herp
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:51 AM
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You would have gotten rolled, son.
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:53 AM
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you straight avoided some [censored] for real. bitches like that lure a punk cracka fishbelly like your dumb ass into the car and then you getting cut up and jacked for real, son. that [censored] almost happened to my nicka but when they opened the door he seen that there was fools in there with tazers and those like backwards knives like the guy had in Earnest Goes To Jail where hes in prison arm wrestling the guy and his friend keeps showing the backwards knife thing all threatening so he knows if he doesnt let earnest win the arm wrestling match hes gonna shank his punk ass for real. but so my friend got away. iirc.
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:33 AM
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Default Re: Did I turn down a hot date or an ambiguous proposition from 2 filt

They'd have sucked you dry, one way or another.
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:50 AM
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You probably would have ended up somewhere like this:

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Old 10-08-2007, 08:54 AM
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[x] Avoids death at the hands of Elite Hunting -- Australia
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Old 10-08-2007, 02:13 PM
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Maybe you would have got rolled, but it seems to me like the smart thing to do would have been to ask what they want instead of wondering.
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Old 10-08-2007, 02:38 PM
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Heh, something like this happened to me in NYC a couple of months ago. I was getting out of a cab to go to a party at a friend's apartment, and these two whores drive up next to me and role down their window. One of them said, "Hey cutie. Where are you going?"

"Err, to my friend's party."

"Oh OK. Well, give me a call if you are looking for a good time."

She handed me her name and number on a piece of paper. It was a pretty WTF moment, as I didn't even know there was such a thing as drive-by whoring. I got upstairs and told everyone the story. We were planning on getting drunk and prank calling the number, asking how much double-anal penetration would cost, etc. Instead, we just got drunk and forgot. Oh well.
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