Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

[Clarkmeister]

Nothing currently does this for me more than crocs. They don't scream "I love comfort", Birkenstocks do. They scream "I'm a piece of trash". A distant second is a pickup truck with some sort of "anti-the other brand of truck" sticker, or some absurd "patriotic" slogan on it. The bronze goes to dudes wearing excessive jewelry who aren't platinum selling rappers. Watch is ok. One bracelet is ok. One chain is ok. Even an earring or a ring. Fine. But you go to 3 or 4 rings, or several chains, or whatever, then you officialy score right at the top of the trash-o-meter. [/rant]

[MitchL]

Patriotic bumper stickers for sure.

[kkcountry]

I'm going to nip this in the bud, first person to say "sports jersey" gets a swift kick in the nuts. Like with most anything, if you look like a piece of trash, you're doing it wrong.

[edfurlong]

Dudes wearing tight pants. Dudes wearing anything with studs. Fat people. Really skinny gay people. Paying for your chips with eighteen different food stamp cards that each have eight cents on them. Bringing children to restaurants that have dishes over ten dollars. Cell phone holsters. Blue tooth headsets. Talking to people about religion ever.

[Clarkmeister]

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Like with most anything, if you look like a piece of trash, you're doing it wrong.

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There's no right way to wear crocs.

[garcia1000]

Jester hats

[Hendricks433]

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There's no right way to wear hockey jerseys .


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[Dynasty]

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There's no right way to wear crocs.

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Are these crocs? They look like something preteen girls would wear. Men aren't actually wearing these, are they?

[TheRedRocket]

90% of the time having either a Rotweiler or Pit Bull