Famous John Madden Quotes

[scotchnrocks]

This guy says some of the dumbest most obvious things such as "their receivers are good at catching the ball." Some are good though, and I figure there are plenty of hilarious ones I have missed. I found the following ones using the search.

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Season-ending injuries are like alarm clocks, you just want to keep pressing the "snooze" button.


Some stories are like an old ham sandwich. You know you shouldn't pick it up, but you do anyway.

[Evan]

http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1624

[stabn]

Anything relating to turduckens.

[Evan]

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Anything relating to turduckens.

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Or horsecollar tackles.

[Mark Collins]

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Anything relating to turduckens.

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[ridonkulous]

Well he could either go in hole A or hole B, but the B-hole wasn't open so he went up the A-hole.

[Requin]

From the Steelers game Mansion had their promo on:
"That's the thing about speed; when you're running and being chased, you don't get caught."

[pa3lsvt]

From the Pats/Rams Super Bowl, with NE holding the ball in a tie game with little time remaining:

"New England should just run out the clock here and take the game to overtime."

Um, Madden would have lost the game as the Rams were almost sure to score if they got the ball back. Losing the coin flip means that NE doesn't see the ball again until September. Now I know why he doesn't coach any more.

[protocol]

From the video game series, when you fair-catch a ball in the end zone, occasionally Al Michaels will say "You don't see that too often" to which Madden responds "Yeah, maybe he was just waving to someone in the crowd"

[scotchnrocks]

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From the Steelers game Mansion had their promo on:
"That's the thing about speed; when you're running and being chased, you don't get caught."

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haha nice