GF says "poker's ILLEGAL": fight ensues

[DannyOcean_]

ok b4l, i need some killer strat advice.

Niether of us has contacted the other yet. We live in the same building and normally eat together every day, but who is the first to break the silence? Whats the strat?

[Anacardo]

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why would you subject yourself to some dumb, tedious law-and-order nit?

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[Tartufo]

Generally it's best not to argue with girls because they're completely dumb and irrational. However, sometimes you cannot avoid it and then it's best to confuse them as much as possible. Also divert attention from the main issue and throw in lots of wild accusations. This will make them even more unstable. Relentless verbal aggression and psychological manipulations is what brings home the bacon!

For example, say: "Instead of blathering about online poker being illegal why don't you just cut to the chase and tell me how much money you've wasted on make up and other crap?"

Or: "Why don't we talk about why you're too frigid to give me BJ's while I'm playing? Do you have a history of sexual abuse or something?"

Finally, always accuse them of infidelity. Like: "Illegal? illegal? Like that black dude at your work isn't illegal!"

Good luck man.

[keikiwai]

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ok b4l, i need some killer strat advice.

Niether of us has contacted the other yet. We live in the same building and normally eat together every day, but who is the first to break the silence? Whats the strat?

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make up sex

[Poofler]

Wow, you're good

[Tartufo]

Thanks, emotional intelligence has always been my strong point.

[DannyOcean_]

crap, i'm supposed to borrow her car later today.

[Smell The Glove]

1. make-up sex

2. Lawrence v. Texas didn't strike down all sodomy laws, just those that singled out gay sodomy

3. tarheeljks i'm pretty sure that the thing you're thinking of was of the guy who was put in jail for statutory rape, not for sodomy

4. domestic violence isn't funny

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