stupid online chat

[borisp]

Brag: still have like 80$ on Bodog after they gave out some free money for FPP like 3 months ago

Beat: just lost to these clowns while shortstacking 100nl in pathetic fashion

Variance: do they know each other? am I being leveled?

= my first OP in BBV

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yosef brosef: sorry
The_Franchise: lol such an idiot
The_Franchise: biggest donk ever
yosef brosef: can you teach me how to play like you?
The_Franchise: no, i dont teach idiots
yosef brosef: dang
yosef brosef: i understand
The_Franchise: sorry
yosef brosef: its okay
yosef brosef: what if i pay ou
yosef brosef: *you
The_Franchise: couldnt afford me
yosef brosef: 20 $ for one lesson
The_Franchise: ha $20...that's an insult
The_Franchise: add a couple zeros to that
yosef brosef: well what am i suppose to play with when i become good
The_Franchise: and then we're in business
The_Franchise: that's not my problem
yosef brosef: soo do you play poker all the time?
The_Franchise: u cant put a price tag on the valuable lessons i would teach you
The_Franchise: i've been playin 82 hours straight
The_Franchise: and smokin rocks
yosef brosef: how old are you? and are you pro?>
The_Franchise: 22
The_Franchise: i'd like to think of myself as one
yosef brosef: siick
yosef brosef: i wish i could play all the time
yosef brosef: i have to work tho =/
The_Franchise: quit ur job
The_Franchise: sell crack
yosef brosef: i dont know how to get crazk
The_Franchise: then u can get high off ur only supply and stay up and play poker non-stop
yosef brosef: i dont get why your a jerk, i am being cool and you just insult me cause i dont make the perfect pla
yosef brosef: *play everytime
The_Franchise: go stop a random black guy on the street and they'll lead u to it
yosef brosef: lol
HERO: i am going to cut and paste this conversation and use it as a joke on 2p2
yosef brosef: hah go fer it bruh
The_Franchise: what's 2p2?
HERO: there is a new website, i believe its called gougle or something

[nation]

way to teach fish about 2+2

[Jurrr]

tl;dr but you pointed fish to 2+2 and that's obv retarded

[borisp]

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way to teach fish about 2+2

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Knew I would get this obvious response. Glad it came from a mod.

Is it not possible that involving fish with online poker forums will prolong their participation without significantly altering their play?

Be careful that you don't overestimate the impact of what an average person reads on their ability to make decisions.