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Old 03-19-2007, 07:14 PM
FilthyLarry FilthyLarry is offline
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1st thing i thought of....

when youre slidin into third
and you feel a juicy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

when youre climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea, diarrhea

used to know more back in the day
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Old 03-19-2007, 07:21 PM
Johnny Hughes Johnny Hughes is offline
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Don't ban anybody regardless of what they say about me. I've survived for many decades in the poker rooms of West Texas and Las Vegas. Folks at Binion's cash games say some world-class things to you and about you. Don't you love it when they call you a drawing out prick?
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:29 PM
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Folks at Binion's cash games say some world-class things to you and about you.

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haha. gold.

johnny hughes for moderator. ban dids
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:30 PM
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I also thought it was funny. Old folks don't need any special breaks around poker. Those pasteboards don't care if you are male or female,young or old,or funny or not. They do care if you have the right Poker Face attitude.

Johnny Hughes

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I see why people like you now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:31 PM
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Johnny's definitely become my favorite NVG poster. Great stories and fun threads.
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Old 03-19-2007, 09:58 PM
Joe Tex Joe Tex is offline
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Yeah, extremely good stories about the good old days. He should write a book.

Also, I thought so sick bros contribution was pretty funny as well.
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Old 03-19-2007, 10:08 PM
Cactus Jack Cactus Jack is offline
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Don't worry about Johnny. He can keep a poker face.

Another classic.
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Old 03-19-2007, 10:09 PM
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Don't ban anybody regardless of what they say about me. I've survived for many decades in the poker rooms of West Texas and Las Vegas. Folks at Binion's cash games say some world-class things to you and about you. Don't you love it when they call you a drawing out prick?

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you really gotta love this guy.
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:42 AM
Deorum Deorum is offline
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1st thing i thought of....

when youre slidin into third
and you feel a juicy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

when youre climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea, diarrhea

used to know more back in the day

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When you're ridin' in your Chevy
and you feel somethin' heavy
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sittin' with your honey
and you feel somethin' runny
diarrhea, diarrhea

Ah to be in 3rd grade again [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:50 AM
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when your post gets locked
cuz it sucks a lot of [censored]
keep a poker face!

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Ban

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