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Old 06-23-2007, 03:32 AM
Barrin6 Barrin6 is offline
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Default The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

I've been seeing alot of brag posts about how so and so is good at poker and how much they made. What I'm not seeing enough is the losers, or the less harsh word would be the un-gifted, or unfortunate.

So for this thread, lets see who can brag that they are the worst poker player.

I'll start off first.

I played 43k hands this month and i'm only up 2.4k

43k hands and only 32$/hr.
28k hands of nl 200 and down 3 buyins for -.53ptbb

Yea I suck, but lets see who sucks more? There's no shame here, just let it all out.
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:34 AM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

Lol, what kind of curve are you grading yourself on?
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:39 AM
Emperor Norton Emperor Norton is offline
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

Ooh, this is a good one. Apparently, I can't beat NL25, because I suck sooooo bad. I cry myself to sleep every night.
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:50 AM
plzleenowhammy plzleenowhammy is offline
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

i've spent my last 3 deposits losing at .1/.2nl and $1 sngs. i had to beg for someone to give me .10 so i could buy into a .50 tourney that I busted out in the third hand of.
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:00 AM
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

I win a lot of money from you Barrin and I'm good at losing big stacks deep in tournaments.
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:08 AM
Barrin6 Barrin6 is offline
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

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I win a lot of money from you Barrin and I'm good at losing big stacks deep in tournaments.

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I was on tilt that session and that KJ hand just added more salt to the wound
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:10 AM
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

oh. I played like [censored] that session as well and dropped a buy in and stopped.
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:12 AM
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

Hmm, I'm so bad at mtts I even have a negative ROI at the $4.4 180 player s&gs on pokerstars... ftw
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:13 AM
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

Barrin, I don;t believe you at all.

You are a balla
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:15 AM
wheelflush wheelflush is offline
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Default Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet

i lost $1000 in 5 days of vegas tournaments (my wife helped too). i was carrying quarters around the monte carlo asking if they had any slot machines that took change. i had to sit through a time share presentation just to get $100 in luxor chips.
i ran it up to $500 in one hour.... but i sucked (out) the whole time.
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