Brag: I have a good joke

venom007 · #1 04-23-2007, 07:35 AM

So this guy goes to a chicken farm. He proceeds to walk into one of the chicken coups and he sees a telephone. The man wonders why there is a telephone in the chicken coup. He sees a farmer nearby and asks the farmer, "Why, why would there be a telephone in the chicken coup!?" The farmer responds, "I dont know, its not my chicken coup!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......ill provide daily jokes if you guys want, just let me know.

Brag: Im the best joke teller ever

AFrickenKneeGrow · #2 04-23-2007, 07:41 AM

Then why is the farmer nearby if it isn't his chicken coup?

illuminati · #3 04-23-2007, 07:47 AM

GILD 100 ON FT TO BAN HIM

venom007 · #4 04-23-2007, 07:58 AM

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GILD 100 ON FT TO BAN HIM

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Can you just ship 100 to me on stars and ill never post in BBV again and if I do i can get banned :\

illuminati · #5 04-23-2007, 08:02 AM

AND BBV4L.

venom007 · #6 04-23-2007, 08:06 AM

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AND BBV4L.

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ZOMG theres still BBV4L!? Dude I thought they got rid of that since it wasnt below BBV......thanks for letting me know I havent posted on it in like weeks and weeks because I thought it was gone, but I just did C+F and searched for "4" and found it under 2+2 communities. Thanks, ill have to reconsider this 100 dollar offer, but ill let you know. In the meantime heres another GEM of a joke:

A man walks into the barber. He sits down in the chair and says "Barber, cut my hair!" The barber responds, "but sir, you dont have any hair?!" The man replies "Well in that case cut my ears!"

Another goddamn gem, wow.

Triptanes · #7 04-23-2007, 08:51 AM

I'll ship 50 to ban you from BBV4LIFE and BBV, maybe another poster can throw in 50. I would want mods approval though.

Triptanes · #8 04-23-2007, 08:53 AM

Damn just read your BBV4LIFE post too, I raise mine to $100, final offer

venom007 · #9 04-23-2007, 08:57 AM

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Damn just read your BBV4LIFE post too, I raise mine to $100, final offer

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Youve got a deal if you and illuminati pony up 100 and find someone else to pony up 50 and ill let myslef be banned from both BBVs-- with mod approval of this of course [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

ADK · #10 04-23-2007, 09:23 AM

why did the chicken cross the road?