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Old 11-28-2007, 09:59 AM
Rushmore Rushmore is offline
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"You feel that? It's bigger than Dad's."
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:52 AM
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You guys are lame, or the girls that are giving you head (IF you're getting any) are lame.

A girl knows when she's going to give head or not. Some may need the encouragement that you guys are suggesting, but the good ones don't. They just go for it and let YOU know, hey guess what I'm about to do??

If and when a guy asks me or makes stupid remarks/comments/innuendos...that's when they DON'T get it. Turns me off big time.

T

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can u provide pics to substantiate this please?
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:03 PM
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From past experience I have determined there are several methods you can employ to almost assuredly receive head.

1. One of the other posters recommended finding the sluttiest girl out there. Great idea in theory, terrible in practice. A slutty girl might be more likely than another more conservative chick to readily give head, but I would steer you in the direction of a fat chick (at least a deuce to a deuce and a half). These girls are obviously predisposed to putting things in their mouths. Also, since they are probably having a lot less sex, you run a smaller risk of getting an STD. Which brings me to option 2.

2. Ask her to examine the interesting bump that has developed on your penis. Tell her of course that you have never seen anything like this before in your life. Lots of hyperbole is required because you really have to pique her interest. She won't be able to see it from her current vantage point, and will have to place her head somewhere near your crotch in order to get a better look. When she realizes there is not actually a bump, she will be extraordinarily relieved, and while she's down there....

3. Women are quite indecisive, but they love choices. As a last resort, you may present her with sevearl options. The dialog goes as follows:

You: "You are an incredible kisser, and this is wonderful, but do you know what would be even better?"

Her: "What's that?"

You: "Well...there are a couple of things I would love for you to do for me. It would be so incredible if you could either wash my car, make me a sandwich, or give me a great blow job."

Worst case scenario here is that you end up with a clean car or a sandwich.

Good Luck!
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:17 PM
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From past experience I have determined there are several methods you can employ to almost assuredly receive head.

1. One of the other posters recommended finding the sluttiest girl out there. Great idea in theory, terrible in practice. A slutty girl might be more likely than another more conservative chick to readily give head, but I would steer you in the direction of a fat chick (at least a deuce to a deuce and a half). These girls are obviously predisposed to putting things in their mouths. Also, since they are probably having a lot less sex, you run a smaller risk of getting an STD. Which brings me to option 2.

Good Luck!

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QFT...i would say like 99% of fat chicks give head from my experience ...problem is they want you 2 [censored] them or give them head afterwards....which is not happening unless i got my beer goggles on ...
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:12 AM
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rather than being a self absorbed d bag give her box a good 'ol fashioned lickin and she'll be more than willing to return the favor...unless of course you are surprisingly unimpressive in which case she may just pull up her pants, laugh in your face and tell all of your friends that you have a dick the size of a string bean.

-Erika [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:37 AM
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First thing you do is hug her.
Then read her some poetry.
Then compliment her.
Then kiss her on the cheek.
She'll ask you if you're over 18.
Then kiss her on the lips.
Put on some soft rock.
French kiss her.
Do some necking.
Go into the other room.
Click on the kitchen.
Grab the steaks.
Grab the wine.
Wait for the steaks on the grill.
Compliment her.
Talk to her.
Eat the steaks.
Drink the wine.
Go back in.
Go on the couch.
Kiss her.
Drink some wine.
Touch her hair.
French her.
Massage her back.
Drink some wine.
Go into another room.

Worked on a girl named Ariane. She was hot.
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Old 11-29-2007, 10:41 AM
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lolol
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:25 PM
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Strap her with one of these (NSFW). She'll get the point.
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:41 PM
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GENIUS

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Brilliant.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:01 PM
J.A.K. J.A.K. is offline
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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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a blind, trustfund gal with a small mouth?
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